MENSTRUATION PROBATION

MENSTRUATION PROBATION IS THE PERIOD OF TIME A MAN OR WOMAN IS SENTENCED TO SUFFER FROM LACK OF FORNICATION WHEN IN A RELATIONSHIP AND THE FEMALE IS ON HER PERIOD

brittney began her period and was sentenced to MENSTRUATION PROBATION causing her to be celibate all spring bring

by tisgigm March 30, 2011

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Dirty Rattus Masturbation

The act of cutting off the head of a rat and "neck-fucking" it. The term rattus comes from the latin meaning of the rat family. It is best to masturbate this way in an apartment and/or tenant infected with rats. People do this because the insides (blood and guts) of a rat feel like the next closest thing to a woman's vagina. In Dirty Rattus Masturbating, there is no need to disinfect the rat. If you would like to disinfect the rat, please look up "Sterilized Rattus Masturbating".

"I was staying at a cheep hotel in New York City by myself and took it upon myself to Dirty Rattus Masturbate." (infinitive of Dirty Rattus Masturbation.)

by nilano's other friend February 6, 2009

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masturbation

the act of fucking yourself thus stimulating the genetails mainly

fuck iam the master of masturbation
oh fuck yes give me tugjob
fuck you and fuck off its a joke
just give me a handjob
fuck off

by Jackroll July 22, 2008

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Masturbation

Pull your penis out of your pants and put it your mouth

Kyle masturbation meaning he is a dude probably gay

by Ilike2eatpussy December 22, 2018

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constitutional masturbation

To Masturbate in a very patriotic way. Often will be done while listening to the national anthem, while watching the president give a speech, Or while cloaked in an American Flag

Guy 1: Dude last night i did some constitutional masturbation.

Guy 2: Theres nothing more patriotic than that, you know what ill be right back i need to go masturbate whilte listening to the national anthem

by Gentalmansmiley June 20, 2011

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