Main Line

The main line is a place where people can all pretend like they aren't rich. They hire college students to raise their children, and live mainly off of seltzer water and cottage cheese. They hire people to vaccuum and plant pretty trees but they are all either too strung out on pills/too busy commuting into the city to make the "big bucks"/in nantucket to notice. The women all have large breasts and tiny waists because they get plastic surgery, and they glare at other women who are threatening their "territory" (the husbands that are cheating on them with the babysitter). They think that their children are better because they saturate them in the "good life"-vacation, swimming and horseback riding lessons, fine art, and organic food, but really they are just creating their children to be people who truly believe that they are better than the rest of the world.

The sickest thing about the mainline is that there is old money, and the second generation truly does not know any different than what they have been raised in. They will live and die believing that they are "middle class" and that the way that they are living is fine. They will go on growing their little gardens thinking that it is environmentally friendly, yet continue to exploit people for their own profit, whether it be in their business or at their job. They will donate money to charities to feel better about it, and make their kids go on short term mission trips so that they realize how "lucky" they are. This pocket of suburbia is the epitome of everything that is wrong with America, and it truly is sad. There are documentaries about the pits of poverty in Africa, but there should be documentaries about the pits of wealth in Berwyn or Wayne.

Those who read this and think that they are different, they are not. If your kid goes to Radnor township, you are a sell out. If you think that just because your kids go to Good Sam Youth they aren't being exploited by your wealth, then go read the Bible and think about Jesus' words on what it means to be a person of humility and of little possessions. You are NOT middle class, and I don't care how many good causes you support. The mainline is a disgrace to humanity and I hope the recession burns a hole through it.

He who goes to the main line with hope comes out cynical.

by Laura Drake August 16, 2009

Genji main

Faggot

That genji main is 199/200
What a faggot

by Douggo September 25, 2017

Mainer

A spike, needle, the sharp part of an injection. Usually this slang is used by people on needle drugs to describe their experience with the needle without saying the word "Needle". Their friends and family may use it to try to reach out to them. Also many kids use this slang wether they've had the experience or not to seem cool and like they know what they're talking about. This was also a slang back in the day for needles.

"Heroin, is my life and it's my wife because a MAINER in my vein leads to center in my head, then I'm better off and dead!"

"DJ, the next time I see that MAINER touch your arm I'm leaving!"

"Man we have to try it just once, I just got this from him and I think we should shoot up with his MAINER, just tonight"

"I think Mrs.Altman has done the MAINER and she's lost it."

by DJ RedSneak April 25, 2009

Maine

1. a place where its not uncommon to find the garage bigger than the house/trailer to hold all the snowmobiles, trucks, chains, ice fishing gear, and atv's of course. doesnt matter if u live in squalor as long as u have those things
2. beer and cigarettes are staples to ones diet
3. supper might be a moose that jo blow from up jackman ran into on his way home and u helped him gut it and now u got half the carcass.
4. its acceptable to go to the bathroom outside cause theres not many public rest rooms when u get up in the woods.
5. the seasons are winter, mud season, summa, fall and the biggest season of couse is basketball season.
6. my annual vacation is the basketball tournament
7. high school basketball players earn celebrity status
8. u dont need street numbers or anything here cause we all know where each other lives
9. maines the best place in the world to live

local lingo.... jeezum...jeezum crimee or jeezum crow...ayuh, couple three weeks ago, isnt she cunnin, wicked good, used-of-it, off-an-it, numb..nummer than a pounded thumb, colder than a witches tit, slickers than owls shit, gawmpy, god i love this state

by snow January 1, 2005

drag main

Developed in Montana, dragging main is a coping mechanism that kids use to avoid teenage pregnancy and meth use. Essentially the subject drives back and forth down main street for as long as it remains interesting. It may also be done on a bike or on foot.

Dude, wanna go drag main tonight?

by pribylsnbits August 14, 2011

main screen turn on

Broken english sentence said on the infamous Zero Wing game. This was supposed to be a good game; it was exceptional, however, but the English wasn't up to scratch. To get the full meaning out of this, play the Sega Genesis game or head down to Newgrounds.com, then you should have no problem wondering what the heck a lot of people are talking about.

Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal!
Captain: What?!
Operator: Main screen turn on.

by Kaleb Daleszak October 27, 2003

Maine South Bathroom

The beginning of "who took a shit in the juul room"

I just got stained in the Maine South Bathroom

by gangweoutthisbutch October 10, 2018