hairy mustard gorilla gay balls

When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts

Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"

by goofyfoog March 31, 2025

Jewish mustard tag

Jewish mustard tag is a cultural jewish game, where you put mustard on your long sausage and tag children.

"me and uncle jew played jewish mustard tag"

by I <3 femboys April 17, 2025

making mustard

when a bloke opens his anal cavity and lets out stink air (fart) followed by a huge announcement of making mustard in his pants.

oh man i just saw elias walking down the street and he was TOTALLY making mustard when we made eye contact!

by mcdih April 20, 2025

Seattle Honey Mustard Titty Suckle

When there's one girl lactating and two guys for each tit drinking milk from them whilst there hand is covered in honey mustard while stroking

Josh: Dude hims Suck a freak I saw him taking part in the Seattle Honey Mustard Titty Suckle

by Jay_WitDaBBL June 12, 2025

Mustard Dick

When a males genitals smells so awful it burns your nostrils.

He had mustard dick so bad, I gagged.

by Storm Supreme June 12, 2025

Mustard

A guy that has a huge dick

She was sitting accross the bar and was looking me up and down and I could she wanted the MUSTARD

by Bentokovitch December 1, 2022

Mustard Man

A hairy man who is so fat and shameless he will even eat a gigantic jar of Price Club mustard he cradles in his arms with his bare effin hands.

Check out that cheeseboi he a real Mustard Man!

by Sally H. December 27, 2022