muddy stick

when you are doing anal sex and the girl takes a shit on your dick and the man proceeds to put it in her mouth

son last night i your mother gave me a muddy stick

by dirty sock March 21, 2009

Muddy Krudge

When one has defecated and the excess of said matter remains on the perineum, mainly occurring when one suffers gastrointestinal upset (Diarrhea)

Better wipe properly, you don't want muddy krudge.

Bidets were invented to prevent Muddy krudge

Holy crap that is spicey, Don't eat too much or you'll end up locked in the restroom with dealing with muddy krudge

by Owl-Moth Man May 01, 2022

Muddy Curtain

A muddy curtain is when you lick an asshole after a shit but before a shower.

I knew it was meant to be when she let me give her a muddy curtain after she competed in a chili eating contest.

by Muddycurtains December 14, 2023

Muddy Waters

If you don't know who muddy waters is you are gay....

Creepy Old Guy: Hey kid, you know who muddy waters is?
Kid: No, why?
Creepy Old Guy: Huh! You must be gay...

by TheFrogsAreTurningGay June 18, 2020

Muddy Jungle

A term used to describe the area of the ass or anus on a person with poor wiping skills.

Dude, when I went down on her I almost gagged. Her crack was a muddy jungle.

by Motorhead February 18, 2016

Muddy Dragon

It's when I diarrhea in your mouth and you projectile throw up like a dragon spitting fire. Dragon onsie is optional.

Hey I'm about to give you a major Muddy dragon. My stomach has been gurgling all day.

by muddydragon June 14, 2025

Muddy Dragon

It's when I diarrhea in your mouth and you projectile throw up like a dragon spitting fire. Dragon onsie is optional.

Hey I'm about to give you a major Muddy dragon. My stomach has been gurgling all day.

by muddydragon June 14, 2025