you look good

1. I still want to have sex with you.

2. You seem less unhappy

josh and Maria are meeting up for the first time since they broke up

Josh: You look good
Maria: thanks. you look good too.

by second chance December 15, 2014

book worm lookin ass

1) (noun) a backside resembling that of a bibliophile
2) (adj) a case in which a book worm looks particularly ballin'

1) Your book worm lookin ass looks damn good in those jeans, bitch.
2) That book worm be lookin ass tonight, yo.

by OL and FC February 16, 2009

Do I look fat in this dress?

Asked by that fat pig you've been porking, when the answer is obviously yes. If you say yes, however, you will never tap that ass again, ever.

Her: Do I look fat in this dress?
You: Who let the pig out? Snort snort snort snort. WHO LET THE PIG OUT? and so on...

by Nick D February 10, 2003

SEC Look

A typical, although not absolute, description of southern teenage to twenty-something women. The SEC Look is characterized by a deep tan, very white, straight teeth, heavy makeup, sorority (or any other fitted) tee shirt, cheerleading shorts (possibly left over from middle or high school) and either flip-flops or running shoes with no-show socks that have obviously never seen a treadmill or track. Bonus if she has highlights and a southern accent. Characteristically, they are very nice and sweet to everyone, although sometimes that can be hypocritical. They dominate interior decorating, psychology, sociology, marketing, public relations and human resources (AKA "MRS. Degree") majors in college, though college attendance is not required. Finally, they tend to form and stay in groups, whether officially affiliated or not, and they ALL LOOK THE SAME.

Note: They don't even have to be attractive to have the SEC Look, as most of them have that one fat friend.

Male 1: She seems really nice...and she's hot.

Male 2: Yeah, but I don't trust the whole SEC Look.

by promark420 August 4, 2007

Do I look like an octopus?

Something that your mother says after asking her to do you a favor. Even if she is doing nothing.

Kid: Hey mom can you help me make some lemonade?
Mom: DO I LOOK LIKE AN OCTOPUS?!?
Kid: No.
Mom: Good.

by DoraKnob November 29, 2009

Look what the selfie dragged in!

When you post a bomb af selfie and you start getting texts from all the ghosts of boyfriends past.

Rebecca: "OH MY GOD GURL YOUR MOST RECENT INSTA POST WAS A-MAZING!"

Brittney: "Thanks girl! Josh, Sam AND Kyle all slid into my dm's straight after I posted it..."

Rebecca: "Well well! Look what the selfie dragged in!"

by setfiremysoul September 4, 2018

Jailbait Lookalike

A girl over the age of 18 who appears to still be under 18 in the sense of a jailbait (Jailbait: an underage girl who appears to be over 18 because of her well developedness). She is the pedophile and creepy old guy's unattainable dream.

Pedophile: Oh, damn man... look at that chick walkin' in, she's gotta be 16, musta used a fake. I'm gonna go mack on her.
Guy: Are you joking? That's my sister... she's 20, just a jailbait lookalike you sick f@#$.
Pedophile: Well, then she'd be legal then?
Guy: Yeah, but unattainable for your fat, ugly, desperate @$$.

by Nipplefeister December 21, 2009