Scandinavian lobster

A person of Scandinavian descent who stayed outside too long and got a harsh red tan.
Wow! How long were you outside? You look like a Scandinavian lobster!
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Stealth-Lobster

A strange Dutch variation of a StealthLobster...However this version has 1 extra chromosome, making it somewhat different..
Bob "Look at that guy playing playstation on the couch"

Joe "Wow, ive never seen a StealthLobster like that before it must be a Stealth-Lobster"
by StealthLobster November 07, 2009
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Lobster Hog

A misshapen penis with large floppy lips like a lobster’s claw.
Ew, Ignacio has a big ole Lobster Hog.
by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024
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slip him a lobster

bribing someone $20 for something fucking stupid
Tim: Aw fuck i failed the test
Derek: no worries mate, just slip him a lobster and he will let you pass
by bosss1244222 December 08, 2013
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Lobster Legionnaire

A member of the online army found on Discord, the Lobster Legion. Is the rank below Lobster Centurion.
A Lobster Legionnaire is a soldier in the Lobster Legion.
by Lobster Lady March 06, 2023
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Garden Lobster

a rare land-living blue arthropod that loves tomatoes, but also eats grubs and other pests. If you give them their own tomato plant, they'll keep your soil aerated and fertilized
Person 1: How is your soil so fertilized?

Person 2: oh it’s my Garden Lobster!
by Ly iedmna March 07, 2020
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Rock Lobster

We were at a party
His earlobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam
Rock rock
Rock lobster

Down, down

Lobster rock
Lobster rock

Let's rock!
Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale!

Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
by Gothic Miscreant February 22, 2024
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