my wife took custody of both my kids. she filed a restraining order against me. the judge granted her a restriction order to protect her from further "hArrasSment". now i am not allowed within 100 meters of her and my kids due to the restraining order. lobster.
by iamnotanalchoholic April 7, 2025
Get the lobstermug. Any officer of the court, judge, lawyer, politician, public official, or salaried government employee whether the position is held in federal, state, town, or village capacity accepting payments and agreements from lobbyists, endorsing a publicly owned or private corporation or business' product, service, or influencer marketing initiative, or pandering to the voting base. This pandering or endorsement whether compensated publicly or privately can be made through brand endorsement. Brand endorsement considered any action of obvious visual product inclusion through social media marketing content, television appearance, literary and auditorial statements provided through means of written or verbal commentary by first or third parties.
"Looks like the lobster governor's lunch is fully sponsored by that fast food company"
"Wonder how much he got paid for that - He's holding that fast food bag brand forward-facing like its a commercial, what a lobster."
"Wonder how much he got paid for that - He's holding that fast food bag brand forward-facing like its a commercial, what a lobster."
by OdinMjolnir August 8, 2020
Get the Lobstermug. by LordofGrange May 1, 2024
Get the Slipper lobstermug. Yo, did you see the pond lobster back there laying in that dried up lake?
Yeah, and it is about to rain too!
Figures. Damn pond lobsters...
Yeah, and it is about to rain too!
Figures. Damn pond lobsters...
by DSFish March 16, 2022
Get the Pond Lobstermug. Lobster people are people who eat lobster, show personalities in the likeness of a lobster or know the true deep struggles of a lobster waiting to be eaten. For example Chris rock. He has worked in a red lobster and has therefore seen the utter struggle of lobsters and those who take on a likeness of them, Chris rock is a lobster person.
A: you have just witnessed someone acting like a lobster person would, desperate to escape.
B: “Your such a lobster”
“Stop being so lobster-ish”
B: “Your such a lobster”
“Stop being so lobster-ish”
by Youarealobster August 2, 2022
Get the Lobster personmug. Not unlike "The Lobster", in that one is performing "The Shocker" with two different women at the same time, only with three people.
This sex act is performed by three women with the hands of each of the other two performing the "The Shocker" simultaneously with in them.
Thumb wrestling around the clit, six fingers in ones vagina and two in ones ass, everyones hands are busy.
This sex act is performed by three women with the hands of each of the other two performing the "The Shocker" simultaneously with in them.
Thumb wrestling around the clit, six fingers in ones vagina and two in ones ass, everyones hands are busy.
Last time we were at a girl pile we orgasmed super hard from the "Bathtub in a Lobster", I knew it was true love as we held hands inside of our other lover, but I lost my ring for a while.
by D'jisorderly March 31, 2024
Get the Bathtub in a Lobstermug. by BC1969 May 17, 2025
Get the Lobster & Analmug.