A super crunchy variety of hippie chick Usally found in the parking lot outside of a phish concert selling grilled cheeses for 5$ or heady trades. The only thing that stinks more than her van is her 4 foot long dread lock rat tail .She may be homeless , only known by her field name alias and wanted in four states but she tells a mean joke for a smoke. After a three night barn burner she hops in a strangers van and vanishes in a cloud of bong smoke patchouli off to live another weekend in a brand new parking outside a third tier jam band show.
Man all these lot girls are the same.... they just want to huff nitrous, eat LSD , buff a lunar charged crystal and black out before they even get inside the show.
"Man I think that crusty lot girl I banged on a bunch of empty nitrous tanks outside the disco biscuits show last week gave me the clap and stole my car.
"Man I think that crusty lot girl I banged on a bunch of empty nitrous tanks outside the disco biscuits show last week gave me the clap and stole my car.
by Hermajestyofthescencelotqueen June 17, 2022
Get the lot girlmug. (v.) To drive across a parking lot by cutting through the parking spaces instead of staying within the designated driving lanes. This is considered illegal in many states, as it can endanger the well-being of those within the parking lot. Also cross-lotter (n.), someone who cross-lots. These terms are typically used while yelling at other drivers in a parking lot in a fit of road rage.
(While shaking fist in the air in disgust) "Look at that guy cross-lotting at 50 mph! Could he be any more of an idiot?!"
"Damn cross-lotters! Stay in your lane!!"
"Damn cross-lotters! Stay in your lane!!"
by ellogrl July 21, 2012
Get the cross-lotmug. When you and your work partner are riding in the same vehicle nude & on ones lap, you then insert said meat stick into partners rear side while heading to the lower lot looking for the most destructive pothole and gun it. Once the pothole is hit your partners rectum clinches so hard it leaves a bruise around the top of your meat stick and you end up chumming like a volcano that has not erupted in 269 years
Hey Stan, would you like to go do the new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker with me since we have some free down time. Gus is more than happy to teach Stan the beloved new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker!
by Scooter Tooter February 11, 2025
Get the New Stanton Lower lot pothole puckermug. It is basically a 12 O'clock car-fuck with, for example, the secretary from your office. You both pick your "go to" parking lot then drive there in separate cars. When the clock strikes 12PM your secretary (or who ever) looks in both directions before climbing into your car. You have a nice car-shaking-fuck, share a ham n cheese, and then drive back to your workplace in your separate cars.
It was crunch time, 10 minutes after 12 O'clock already, it would have to be a quicky parking lot lunch today.
Harry had to bring his car to the car wash after his parking lot lunch that afternoon; There were crumbs everywhere!
Harry had to bring his car to the car wash after his parking lot lunch that afternoon; There were crumbs everywhere!
by PrincessGaylordFocker September 19, 2017
Get the parking lot lunchmug. by Player action November 29, 2022
Get the I am going to fly a lotmug. aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes
aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes
by Kmtod June 17, 2023
Get the aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokesmug. The lot pizza is named after the Emperor Mikolo Co Emperor Jackno. Both emperors argued alot about what was going into there pizza , so to finally agree and live in peace they decided to put A-Lot of toppings on the pizza so none of them could complain about the outcome
by The Emp0ror September 30, 2023
Get the The lot pizzamug.