Schrödinger's leftist

A pussy commie snowflake who will beat you up and take away your free speech.

Tucker: “Leftists are effeminate socialists who need safe spaces for their little snowflake feelings.”

Also Tucker: “THE LEFT IS DANGEROUS AND COMING FOR YOUR GUNS AND FREEZE PEACH!”

Karl: “Tucker, you’re saying they’re both powerless and insanely powerful? Sounds like you have a case of Schrödinger's leftist.”

by ZakkFlash September 26, 2018

go left

to speak your mind with much anger or to speak with excessive amounts of rage.

I'm about to go left on whoever took my kool-aid.

You can see it in his eyes, he about to go left.

by CodyKodak May 26, 2010

played to the left

to be tricked, bamboozled, or lied to

Man, she was kissing me from my lips to my belly button and just stopped. She said she was gonna go all the way down, but she didn't. I had my hopes up and got played to the left.

by CedarGroveTrashMan December 13, 2008

Professional Left

Whacked-out Liberals who spend all their time protesting or agitating in support of Liberal causes.

Those ACORN activists are members of the Professional Left.

by tom0942 August 13, 2010

Leftside

LEFTSIDE (Le-ft Si-de)
-Noun; Leftside, a dance with a urban setting that takes place in Bellingham Washington, usually they're held in broken down shacks, or dumps.

are you going to LEFTSIDE?
Hell ya!

by fierceness123 February 28, 2009

left high and dry

a) (archaic definition) : to be left alone and helpless

b) (my more modern, updated definition) : to be left with a self-induced alcohol/drug abuse problem and a non-existent sex life following an acrimonious break up

since getting professional psycho-social from a social worker costs a small fortune in Canada and the United States, it is no wonder that a lot of people will be left high and dry, according to both definition a) and b)

by Sexydimma August 2, 2014

Left Wanker

Left Wanker. An opinionated, dogmatically-rabid, politics-obsessed partisan to the extreme Left of the political spectrum

Only an extreme Left Wanker would advocate seizing the assets of the rich and distributing them to the poor.

by Butt Man April 15, 2015