green lantern

When you mix mountain dew with jack daniels thus producing a green beverage

Dude I'm getting so buzzed off this green lantern

by someone_already_took_my_name September 22, 2010

lateralus

Pertaining to the way I think. A lateral way of thinking.

You think in a straight line. I think in a way of lateralus.

by Rufus June 4, 2004

catch you later

To see or to talk to someone later but when most of the time it just means that you guys never talk and probably never will again.

Jonny: hey long time no see ! How are you?

Bob: I'm good but I better get going!
Jonny: Well alright then! Catch you later!

by ViviCaylen April 27, 2016

Jennifer Lastra

Da' shit.

da shit, yo. jennifer lastra

by century 21 January 27, 2009

lamster

retarted, stupid, just like lam

daym.. u guys r buncha lamsters

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

laser breath

when someone's breath is so bad it can cut through any object or distance attempting to obstruct it.

Frank came into my office to talk to me this morning and he had such bad laser breath I wanted to puke. I held my hand over my nose but I could still smell it.

by Joey BeffBuicker July 27, 2010

Laser Herpes

A highly contagious STD which is located amongst the pubic hairs and genitalia. Like normal herpes it grows into sores. However, when the affected areas fully germinate, the disease then mounts laser turrets upon the sores. These turrets shoot lasers with high accuracy and range, which upon contact with target spread the Laser Herpes to the genitalia and repeat the process. Little is known about the origin of said affliction, but to avoid contraction it is suggested to wear lead underwear, as it is the only substance the lasers cannot penetrate.

It is very painful, and irritating.

That dude's got laser herpes all up in his junk.

by LuqMawn September 25, 2010