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Lady Lair

A place for women to escape from their household responsibilities. A "me" room just for women. Diva den mom cave
She needed a break from mom life so she went to her lady lair to relax.
by Momlife June 12, 2018
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Christopher Lair

He is my daddy and I LOVE HIM. We have been through so much and I know I want to get married some day. If you see this daddy, it's actually who you think it is. Pinky Promise.... I still want a Sugar Glider btw.
Christopher Lair is my daddy for ever, bitch.

ME- Damn, Chris looking delicious today.
Gay Friend- Yeah. Wait he's coming over here. Act cool, use the code name bitch.
M- Okay damn....Hey Chris *looks back at friend* Omg fucking help me, tiger is killing me right now
G F- Same, omg I just wanna eat him up
M- Hoe don't even, tiger is mine.
Chris-....Kitten, I need some help *winks*
M- With what daddy?
C- You know *bites perfect lips*
by Mrs. Lair May 20, 2019
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Lord Lard

Defines someone who is the king lard. They allow everyone to do stuff for them because they are Lord Lard. Everyone bow to them because they are the most comical and amazing in the room.
Look it’s Lord Lard sitting on her lap. Lord Lard! Lord Lard!

Let’s go get Lord Lard something to eat they need their protein.
by Whitkinster June 18, 2019
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Humongous Fat Lard

Wow Delta’s Mom is such a Humongous Fat Lard
by Big Man Jean November 1, 2020
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600 pounds of lard

Something you’d buy on an important expedition.
“Boy, this journey sure is long. I wish we had 600 pounds of lard.”
by Lincoln Crumplenut May 4, 2022
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lard arse

fat arse bum you smell like shit what a wicked web site man
by jamestplz March 21, 2003
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LaidBackCrew

A bunch of online gamers who kick, ban, and bitch at anyone who kills them on their server. They are the largest bunch of sore losers you will find operating an online game server, especially Mike aka "LBC|Norm".
This player is too good for our LaidBackCrew server, he kept killing me and ruined my fun, TIME FOR BAN!
by LBC|WeSuckAsAdmins December 10, 2008
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