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link clicking aversion

When someone doesn't click on a link for fear of opening a website containing a virus.
Dave: What was that link in that email you sent me yesterday?
Mike: It was a link to our wedding website.
Dave: Oh, I didn't click on it because I have link clicking aversion.
Mike: It said in the subject line that it was our wedding website and the email came from me. What is wrong with you?
Dave: I have a problem, I'm seeing someone
by stlhoosier December 18, 2012
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hermes link

When you go down on her, while chewing croissant, and she cum al over your face
Damn son, yo bitch hit me up with that hermes link last night. it was al over me.
by ice blue mink June 21, 2017
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Link

Link is a pet name for the one you keep it on the down low with, referring to a Sneaky Link.
“hey Link, we still on for my place tn?”

“nah, my man might find out.”
by urcraziestex January 14, 2024
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Missing link

That second dump of the day which should’ve been your first dump yesterday.
“ noting the missed performance yesterday, one had anticipated a truly stupendous rendering this morning, only to be disappointed by a meager production, and then, quite unexpectedly, later that day, I was overjoyed to announce a grand presentation of the missing link !”
by Faecal matters October 30, 2020
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Link

Kyle: wanna link at mid dons?

Heath: id prefer wal dons but okay, let’s link!
by LinkDons July 12, 2019
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A lazy ragebait method when they have absolutely nothing meaningful to offer; just a loud, attention seeking attempt to stay relevant.
Andon: Hey man...my dog just died...I just need someone to comfort me rn.
Dongmin Shin: If you think about it this kinda links to politics ngl
Andon: Sybaubictbyau
by potatosupremxcy July 3, 2025
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Mamba Link

When two penises of the same skin color are conjoined via the foreskin. (Docking with more rules)
"I've gooned all morning bro, I dont have enough juice for the party later"
"You're good man I got you, this must be your first mamba link"
by FutaShuffle June 24, 2025
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