killing kittens

Very powerful young felines, under your control.

If you masturbate, a kitten kills God. The kitten is one of the killing kittens.

by Fearman November 28, 2007

sex kitten

a female who is uber-hot & guys wanna procrate(have sex/fuck) with.

Brtiney Spears
Trish Stratus
Traci Brooks

by Mike March 30, 2005

Kitten Gloves

To handle something with the utmost care.

The girlfriend had the painters in, so I had to handle her with kitten gloves, lest she loose her rag.

by Duckfeet November 17, 2006

Kitten Kicker

Our awesome overlord.

"I still need to get three million dollars for Kitten Kicker, our overlord"

by fuckingshitbitch January 11, 2008

Kristen Stewart

Totally gorgeous, down-to-earth actress. Best known for playing Bella Swan in the Twilight movies. Wears her hair in a stunningly beautiful messy way. One of a tiny minority of celebrities that is a real human being.

Jealous person: OMG KRISTEN STEWART SUCKS!! HATE HATE!!

Normal person: Yea sometimes it can be lonely at the top.

by MG42reporting May 27, 2013

kristen hancher

A famous 18-year-old Muser on musical.ly who has over 15 million followers. She is famous for her popular lip syncing videos on musical.ly.

Oh my gosh! The girl who we just passed by is Kristen Hancher!

by Andreanator June 6, 2017

kitten noodle soup

like chicken noodle soup but with kittens.

I ate some fucking good kitten noodle soup last night.

by titsmcbitches May 2, 2009