Kiah

A smart, kind and weird person. Kiah is always late for class and always has a smile on her face. But... She is still weird.

Teacher: KIAH! Your late AGAIN!
(Kiah continues smiling)

by Thishindleisalreadyinuse January 15, 2020

Kitchen tattoo

The resulting scar pattern from when you burn or otherwise injure yourself while cooking in the kitchen. Commonly found on the arms and hands of chefs and other professional food workers.

"Tom didn't realize his arm was resting on the hot oven until he felt it burning; the mark it left was just one more kitchen tattoo from a lifetime working with piping hot oils and equipment!"

by beingeco October 17, 2021

Kitagawa

hahaha inside joke go brrrrrrr

person 1: Kitagawa
person 2: marin
both people: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by Epix Fortnite Balls June 21, 2022

slippery kitchen worktop

the result of your worktops after a hard dirty romp on the kitchen counter with your boyfriend, whilst you're making tea for his mum who is upstairs in bed. The worktops could be covered in sweat, period liquid shit or perhaps cum after the session, just depends on where and how you did it ;)

mums love slippery kitchen worktops

by moiralinaa July 12, 2009

soup kitch

When a bunch of homeless guys have a sexy orgy in the back of a red Prius

Hobo 1: Hey you going to Mike's orgy

Hobo 2: Yeah I wouldn't ever miss that soup kitchen

Hobo 1: Gotta love being part of Dirty Mike and They Boyz

by Dirty Mike and They Boyz November 5, 2013

red hot kitchen

Horny, Sexually aroused, waiting with haste, need of comfort, needy

I am red hot kitchen

by NoOneAtAll0 September 21, 2013

Fork found in kitchen

A slang term for a news report that is painfully obvious. Used sarcastically.

Person A: Hey! Didja hear about the news?
Person B: About that celebrity? Yeah, breaking news, fork found in kitchen.

by BurritoBoi With An I October 5, 2023