keyboardfailure

-often types in a retarded fashion
-usaully emails and messages are illegdible
-often shows signs of dylexia
-when frustrated, mashes keyboard with fists

"max you're such a keyboardfailure did you mean to say that you had a SMALL penis, what's gotten in to you?"

by Raji Mohammed Ibrahim January 18, 2008

Kebicked

refers to something that is good or above average.

The wedding last night was so Kebicked.

by Ikey Kebikey October 16, 2008

Keyboarf

Any mistake that stems from typing, use it to make an excuse for your poor grammar, typing skills, or whatever you want

Person 1 : Man I hate the sot show
Person 2 : The sot show?
Person 1 : Sorry I keyboarfed, meant the air show

by FFKilla July 27, 2010

Keyboardian

1. The language that is produced when a person randomly jumbles letters on the keyboard when there is no understandable thoughts going through ones head.

2. The language one writes when they are temporarily possessed by Satan himself at the computer.

3. The angry thrashing of keys while suffering form writers block.

4. Misspelling going horrible wrong

asd;lfadifhale;krn;aliafhg;oasd;ldiafah. Ahh I see you speak Keyboardian.

hwiousdafhfklausdhfmissiispss. You spelt Mississippi wrong

by Rustygate1801 November 23, 2011

keyboard plant

when your so bored you just slam your head on the keyboard to see what comes up

OMG i soo bored i could just keyboard plant

by Ka-Bloom June 29, 2011

Keyboard Parkinson's

A disease transmitted electronically that affects, almost exclusively, young, immature females. It is characterized by repetition of (usually) the last letter of random words in a message, as if the infected does not have good motor control. Most often seen in texts and on Facebook.

Girl: "omggg i saw Justin Bieberrrrrrrr!!! (:"
Guy: "It looks like you have Keyboard Parkinson's, you should get that checked out."

by baconmeister July 14, 2011

Keyblocking

Keyblocking occurs when a co-worker places documents or memos on top of your keyboard in an office environment, with the purpose of forcing you to deal with said document before resuming internet activities at work. It is a coworkers way of saying "pay attention to this before doing anything else". Normally, multiple documents will pile up on one's keyboard that must be dealt with in turn before surfing the internet can continue.

"Hey Mike, did you see those naked pictures of Scarlett Johannson yet?"

"Not yet man. I was gonna look at them when I got back to my desk but my boss keeps keyblocking me"

by Mr. Quintastic October 14, 2011