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Kentucky Confetti Blaster

when you're doing it doggy style, pull out and insert a small confetti gun instead. Whenever you're ready pull the trigger/string and reinsert you're penis. Then continue like nothing happened.
Aw dude did you hear? Jack did a Kentucky Confetti Blaster with Devlin! She didn't know what even happened!
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Kentucky Fucked

For when saying you got "fucked" doesn't quite cut it
That presentation was so bad, their grades are gonna get Kentucky Fucked
by CSquirrel April 18, 2020
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Union, Kentucky

A city in NORTHERN Kentucky (a.k.a., the only place in Kentucky without any rednecks). It's county is Boone. It has a population of around 3,000. It's your standard, run-of-the-mill suburban city. The only famous person who lives here is Josh Hutcherson (the kid from Zathura).
Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: Union, Kentucky.

Person 1: Where?
by OrthodoxShepard December 9, 2010
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kentucky blowout

The act of blowing a giant repulsive wad of snot from one's nose while pinching the opposite nostril closed.
Ian just hosed me with a nasty fucking kentucky blowout.
by sharptoenailz May 18, 2009
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Kentucky Hot Stick

During the act of banging a girl doggy style, you drop a mouthful of chew spit onto your cock as added lubrication.
Earl: "I was banging Sue Lynn last night and she started to dry out on me".

Bubba: "So what did you do"?

Earl: "I popped a wad of Red Man and gave her the 'ole Kentucky Hot Stick".
by Wikipissonya October 1, 2007
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Kentucky

Kentucky, the bluegrass state, is located in the south eastern US. Its two largest cities are Louisville and Lexingon, then the smaller cities make up Covington, Richmond, and Bowling Green. This state is where the people are friendly, the grass is blue, the horses run fast, and the chicken comes fried. We do not sleep with our cousins, yes we have teeth, and yes we wear shoes...well only in the winter time hahaha. This state loves our University of Kentucky Wildcats (unless your from Louisville). It's always deer season and UK basketball season here in the bluegrass. I wouldn't talk bad about UK here or you might get hurt (again unless your from Louisville.) We're not all hicks here well some are but thats okay they live up in the mountains. If you come here youll most defenitly see some horse farms and horses, its kind of common here. We take pride in our southern culture, horses, big cities, and our UK wildcats. So come on down to Kentucky and enjoy one of the best places in the South!
southern kentucky louisville UK Wildcats lexington
by Tyler Spence123 August 17, 2011
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kentucky jug fuck

When a tense or complex situation deteriorates to such an unmanageable level because all the leaders/bosses/participants are trying to do different things, but none of it meshes together. Emphasis for Kentucky due to its backwards hillbilly history.
Group of firefighters attempting to fight a fire but all they save is the foundation because none of them are trained or have a plan or are working together. Standing back watching in disbeleif "My god, what a kentucky jug fuck that is"
by chydog December 3, 2007
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