mary-Kate; a girl who wont give up her eating disorder, a girl who is afraid of getting fat, and wont accept the help she needs.
by tokieo November 24, 2007
Typically a female responding to her male partner in a manner that is unjustifiably intense. The level of the male's infraction (if one exist) pales in comparison to the size and intensity of the female's rage.
by spaghettiWestern September 01, 2009
*scratches off lottery ticket
"KATE UPTON'S DILDO! I WON THE LOTTERY. FUCK YOU, BITCHES! I'M OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE! I QUIT!"
"KATE UPTON'S DILDO! I WON THE LOTTERY. FUCK YOU, BITCHES! I'M OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE! I QUIT!"
by deycallmebigdick February 28, 2014
A highly specialized form of martial arts developed by Grandmistress Kate (1975- ). Initially intended as a close-combat style for crowded settings where ignorant and intoxicated men abound; over many years, Kate Fu™ has proven to be equally effective anywhere some dumbass desperately needs his clock cleaned.
"Ladies, with proper training and application, the next time some drunken, overbearing asshole won't accept "no" as your final answer...Kate Fu™ will enable you to drop him like 10lbs of shit in a 5lb bag! Maybe he'll even end up having to ingest a liquids-only diet via straw for the next few months. If so, that should allow him ample time to contemplate a newer, more respectful way to approach women." ~ Grandmistress Kate (circa 1994)
by Miss Ann Drist (disciple) July 21, 2008
by louistomlinsonnnn October 17, 2021
The name of a royal who married for the job as a royal other than for love. She criticizes others that do not do as she does. Formal mame is kate middleton.
by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine March 31, 2021
Kate Punch Haters
Kate Punch Haters are unhealthy people who suffer from paranoia, delusions, hallucinations, hatred, pathological disorders, fanaticism and the list goes on... these closet crazy lunatics obsess over writer Kate Punch and follow her around.
Kate Punch Haters are unhealthy people who suffer from paranoia, delusions, hallucinations, hatred, pathological disorders, fanaticism and the list goes on... these closet crazy lunatics obsess over writer Kate Punch and follow her around.
I seen Kate Punch wondering around her back yard wearing a inappropriate dress, said the creepy elementary school counselor in her low low very low monotone voice.
I been watching Kate Punch for years said the old retired cop.
I seen Kate Punch eat macaroni and cheese out of a can, said the satanic child protective service lady... Let the ritual begin, said her fat cannibalistic assistant.
Kate Punch is very bad to like cookies and music, said the evil social worker with a candid smile and a very sweet conniving voice.
... 'I seen it all!' said the little country mouse...
Really? Wow, that is what I call Kate Punch Haters!
I been watching Kate Punch for years said the old retired cop.
I seen Kate Punch eat macaroni and cheese out of a can, said the satanic child protective service lady... Let the ritual begin, said her fat cannibalistic assistant.
Kate Punch is very bad to like cookies and music, said the evil social worker with a candid smile and a very sweet conniving voice.
... 'I seen it all!' said the little country mouse...
Really? Wow, that is what I call Kate Punch Haters!
by saveKatePunch August 03, 2010