Karl is your mother

A way to get out of awkward situations.

Joey: "Yesterday I went on a road trip!"
*awkward silence*
Matthew: "Karl is your mother!"

by MysteriousPotatoSociety November 8, 2019

Karl

The pinnacle of sexy time. Every Karl is basically better than you and will have coitus with your mum.

Damn that Karl. My mum can’t walk proper now

by Ordisious June 18, 2021

Karl

To do a Karl is to ask "Can i use solve for it?" Referencing to the mathematics software program maple. It is often done in a joking manner.

Karl.

by Thraggmaster2000 September 11, 2025

Karled

To fondle and smell someone else's food.

As he leaned over to put his nose in my lunch, I knew I had just ben Karled

by shawnwalsh82 September 22, 2023

Blessed Karl

A Blessed Karl is when you time a sneeze to violently defecate into your partner's face, and they finish the act by saying "Bless you". Similar to a Hot Karl, Warm Karl, and Cold Karl by involving poop, but somehow more Hungarian in nature.

I was trying to gift my lady with a Cold Karl the other night, but my allergies kicked in. It became a Blessed Karl. I'm single now.

by CAFFILNELL March 2, 2024

Karl

Insert generic traits that applies to literally anyone so that anyone reading can pick and choose specific traits from this description to apply to what they think of themselves.

Wow that’s a Karl!

by urbankc November 23, 2021

Karl Brodie

A wanker who thinks he's cool cause he spends money on clothing.

Jesus I hate him. He's such a Karl Brodie

by Yes lord May 8, 2021