july 7

national give your girlfriend your FAVOURITE hoodie no exceptions

joe “it’s july 7” hunter “so?” joe “go give your girlfriend your hoodie!” hunter “why”
joe “it’s a national event!!” hunter “oh thanks joe!!”

by thatdumbassehehekekelr July 5, 2021

FFFFFFourth of July

Find them.
Feel them.
French them.
Finger them.
Fuck them.
Forget them.

A certain Supreme Court nominee's favorite method of sexual assault.
See also: Devil's Triangle

Steve: Are you going to the FFFFFFourth of July?

Bill: No, and I'm calling the police before you're able to rape anyone, asshole.

by has_hillary_been_indicted_yet September 24, 2018

July 20th

A day where the most amazing girl ever was born she is smart, funny, and amazing at everything she does. She is a great athlete and she is sexy as HELL. She does cheerleading and she can sing. She is little but CRAZY. everyone wants to be friends with a girl born on this day. (If a guy is born on this day he is average)

“That girl is mighty fine”
“Duh bruh she was born on July 20th”

by Sexysassysucker October 15, 2019

Julie Hom

Julie is the best roomate ever! She was homecoming queen senior year and she is so fun to sing with and be around! Julie Hom is a noun. Everybody loves a Julie Hom, its a fact.

I had a Julie Hom day today and it was awesome!!! cha bra

by hippie2345 November 21, 2010

July Fools

You didn't pull prank at April fools so now you're trying to pull a prank now because of your lack of planning.

Ex:
Some Dude:July fools i got you.
Another Dude:You only did that because you didn't do in April
Some Dude:yea

by RandomAndWeirder July 18, 2018

45th of July

The 45th of July is a celebration of Donald Trump as President with tanks, guns, bombs, and a flyover from Aircraft One! It is usually celebrated on the 4th of July in celebration (sorta) of our great country, the USofA. "It'll be yuge."

The 45th of July is a celebration of our great leader, Donald John Trump, but also kinda celebrating America. There was fanfare, tanks, a flyover from Aircraft One, and a fireworks show with many fireworks launched on ICBMs direct from the DPRK thanks to the President's good friend Chairman Kim!

by Sunblazer5 July 4, 2019

July 21

National Give Your Teacher a Kiss Day.

On this day, you can give your teacher a kiss.
This kiss can be done anywhere. Cheek, lips, arm, hand, neck, e.t.c. Where ever you want!

(Make sure you have your teachers consent by the way)

"Why is Zach kissing our teacher?..." - Jennifer

"Oh, haven't you heard? It's July 21st, which means today is National Give Your Teacher a Kiss Day, so it's fine." - Zoey

"Oh okay." - Jennifer

by ThatGreatGenius! July 4, 2023