Juan

Also known as gay child, he is not Jesus. If he pokes you that means he is trying to rape you. Don't trust him.

Juan is untrustworthy, I blame him for missing teachers and the blood all over their desks

by LivvieLulu September 17, 2018

juan mares

cool,funny,loyal,

bitch ass Mexican who be at pfs

juan mares is my best friend

by eskitettttttt December 1, 2017

Juan From Ultimate

Juan is the ultimate nab and is jealous of pitcher cuz pitcher is just better. Juan sucks and umm ye thats it.

Person1: I met a extremely jealous person.
Scorpio: Yea they must be Juan From Ultimate

by ScorpioWyd March 24, 2021

The juan noodle

A sex position that entails "one noodle" someone playing with themself.

"What's your favorite posish?"
"The juan noodle"

by Leefry November 12, 2023

Juan David

Juan David is a guy who attracts many girls for his personality. He only loves one though, and he chooses to deny it.

Juan David is a fun guy

by pizzaaaaasssssss November 22, 2021

The Fishy Juan

When you're done finger banging a broad with a smelly pussy then you go swipe underneath your buddy's nose.

My friend fell victim to the Fishy Juan.

by Not Mancow July 9, 2014

Juan

Has a whale cock! Fucking hot. He has MASSIVE BALLS! His cock is like a dragon. Sexy Beast.

Oh shit it’s Juan, the guy who has a whale cock and MASSIVE BALLS

by Whale cock and massive balls November 22, 2021