jeff johnson

Tall man with alligator arms. A man who cannot reach his wallet.

Don't be a Jeff Johnson and pay for lunch!

by Jayhawk511 December 6, 2016

Jack Johnson

Jack Johnson is a legendary boxer who fought not only opponents in the ring but also racial bigatry prominent in the United States in the early 20th century. He could not get white opponents to fight him so he would follow them around the world and taunt them. He died in a car accident. There is also a semi-talented singer who happens to share his name.

Jack Johnson would have fucked Muhammud Ali up!

by Ghustle April 4, 2005

Tragic Johnson

Earvin "Magic" Johnson has aids.

by Markus July 16, 2003

smack johnson

when a person is smacked out of their mind on thizzles

shut up smack johnson,
whats up smack johnson,
never be that smacked smack johnson

by chachi916 April 24, 2007

Slap Johnson

a black man joke between white people while playing Halo/
slapping somebody with your dick, or slapping your own dick with your hand.

"Slap My Johnson"
"iam gona slap your johnson"

by Cursive March 5, 2005

wet johnson

When you ejaculate on a girls belly after sex. Then you scoop it up with your index finger and put it in her ear. Similar to a wet willy.

If you really want to piss off a girl give her a wet Johnson when you're done banging.

by Ltrain1 December 14, 2017

Payton johnson

Stupid blonde bitch that doesn’t shut the fuck up and always spawn kills me

See that dirty whore she’s such a Payton Johnson

by Dhkalalsjsjsk April 18, 2019