joel jose

a snigger whos eyes bulge out of his 6.9mm dick. He also likes kids with bent backs in his white van or bedroom. Is a short south African looking nigger
woah you looking like a joel jose
by Luxe1 November 19, 2019
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Joel Jose

Usually around 6ft and has extremely strict indian parents, usually claims he gets a lot of attraction from females when he actually get 0. Is a decent friend to have but he usually caps way too much on random as things. He also get some pretty bad grades and looks below average. He also occasionally hits the gym and benches around 60 kgs. He also claims he has a very big penis when in real life its slightly below average.
Friend 1: Yo, u coming to the movies tonight we watching harry potter.
Friend 2: na im a Joel Jose i dident tell my parents 3 months ago.
by Dhyan_patel April 01, 2023
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When you text someone sarcastically and they want to kill you but with kindness
Joel I'm gonna murder you vibe ya feel me
by Yuh24jay February 12, 2018
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Joel Ripley

Has a people's supercar which does 0-60 in 0.001 seconds (or he says it does...). VOLKSWAGEN GOLF GTI MK 7

Flexes every so often and blocks from group chat too.
Joel Ripley has flexed once again.
by smallpebis May 05, 2019
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Mexican Joel

A mexican joel is the best drug lord in town; sells joint for a buck. No one knows his gender but they assume he is related to thanos
Dam those bath salts were pretty cheap
Yeah my plugs a Mexican Joel
by YaBoi Hibberto December 07, 2018
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joels diner

Leftover restaurant food reheated from the previous night. This diner, also makes mac n cheese and forgets to add the cheese, so you will receive just the mac. Also, if your food has to be grilled, your food will smell like burnt hair. (from the cooks eyebrows)
Joels diner is not a location i would recommend going to under any circumstances...UNLESS if you're going on a date with a psycho person and want to lose their interest real quick, then joels diner is the place for you. I wouldn't even feed it to my dog, or my liger.
by feastmeister February 24, 2017
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