jelly bracelet

This is crazy. It is someones choice if they want to do "what the bracelet means". But why would you? They are plastic. come on. My parents let me wear them and don't care about the meanings. They know what they stand for and they know that i am smarter then other people. They also know that i am not stupid to go out and do something stupid over a bracelet. i have 212 of them and if they get broken then i buy more. But other then that there is no reason why people should worry about their kids doing stupid shit.

My boyfriend broke one and he kept it. I gave him a kiss for it. That was the end of the whole thing. People are so stupid anymore. I swear. There are so many people that go with the meanings for jelly bracelets.

by ICProx December 28, 2005

Jelly Donut

When you are engaging in sexual intercourse with a female while she is on her period. When you cum inside of her, a mixture of blood and cum will ooze out. Hence, giving the appearance of a Jelly Donut.

When I banged my girl while she was on the rag, I was expecting a cream pie. But instead I got a Jelly Donut.

by Vinny V. May 24, 2006

jelly fish

1. a animal that lives in the sea that has no heart and no brain but is still alive...weird.

2. what u call someone when they shock u

3. someone who is really really flexable

4. an evil person with no heart/ a really stupid person with no brain

Alice: gosh tc ure such a jelly fish

tc: i have a heart and a brain

alice: no i mean ure really flexable

tc: i am arent i??

by loser smchit May 22, 2006

jelly kiss

A kiss given on the labia.

"I wanted to give her a jelly kiss."

by Mary June 27, 2004

jelly rabbit

n. the occasionally-lethal side-effect of a malpracticed jello rabbit. Excessively deep penetration of the bubble-soaked lips into the rectum incurs the wrath of a full four-course Korean dinner in enema form, sprayed all over the face of the naive jello rabbit performer.

Although Lee Kim Park was firmly mounted on my face, my little slip-up ended with a thick flow of jelly rabbit down my throat and in all of my facial orifici...

by cockbeast October 30, 2007

jelly bracelets

for the punk-ish or emo kidds they are most typically used to hide razor marks. the more bracelets the more coverage so people don't see what you don't want them to see.

Girl #1: why do you have so many jelly bracelets?

Girl #2: i had a rough night last night.

Girl #1: huh?

by the girl you tend to judge November 7, 2007

Swelly jelly

Dick lube

I gave him a jar of swelly jelly last night

by Dhrbrbsijdnfj February 14, 2015