You know that thing when you're sitting in down and your jeans ripple up in the crotch give the illusion of one having a small erection. Thats what a Jean Boner is.
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An incredibly gorgeous girl who is also smart funny and has a banging body. She is very athletic but can also eat more than anyone and considers this a skill. She is kind and I would really like to go on a date with her.
"Jeanette would you go on a date with me?"
by 123j456 September 12, 2018
Get the Jeanette mug.A term used to discribe pre-faded jeans that became available in the mid-1980's.
Offically titled 'Stone-washed' of 'Acid-washed' jeans, they looked like someone had quite literally 'pissed' on your jeans.
The first recorded usage of this term is by David Garbett and John White in Auckland, New Zealand and they are in the process of copywriting the term.
Offically titled 'Stone-washed' of 'Acid-washed' jeans, they looked like someone had quite literally 'pissed' on your jeans.
The first recorded usage of this term is by David Garbett and John White in Auckland, New Zealand and they are in the process of copywriting the term.
by Todd Bilton November 18, 2004
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best line:
man: "why did you turn that boys mother into a goose?"
jeannie: "because she WAS a goose"
duhhh man.
tune in to I dream of Jeannie. weekdays at 6.
best line:
man: "why did you turn that boys mother into a goose?"
jeannie: "because she WAS a goose"
duhhh man.
tune in to I dream of Jeannie. weekdays at 6.
Jeannie top only covers her bosoms. But its all good.
You should ALL watch I dream of Jeannie.
Jeannie wears a hat that makes her look like a monkey.
Jeannie likes to turn boys' mothers into gooses. BEWARE.
If you want to buy a card with the theme song, it costs 4.99, exclusively at Hallmark.
You should ALL watch I dream of Jeannie.
Jeannie wears a hat that makes her look like a monkey.
Jeannie likes to turn boys' mothers into gooses. BEWARE.
If you want to buy a card with the theme song, it costs 4.99, exclusively at Hallmark.
by I wish i was Jeannie. So do yo January 3, 2010
Get the I Dream of Jeannie mug.n. A hollow bulge in the crotch region of a girl's pants (the same area where a penis would be located on a man). As a girl walks or sits and crosses her legs, this area of the pants will bunch together in said bulge. A jeanus is typically caused by oversized or oddly fitted pants.
Grr! I can't get this part of my pants to lay flat! I have this hideously HUGE jeanus!
This pants are way to big. They give me a jeanus.
Now that I've lost weight, all my pants make me look like a hermaphrodite. I need new ones that don't give me a jeanus.
Guy 1: Dude, what's in Sarah's pants?
Guy 2: Nothing, that's just her jeanus.
This pants are way to big. They give me a jeanus.
Now that I've lost weight, all my pants make me look like a hermaphrodite. I need new ones that don't give me a jeanus.
Guy 1: Dude, what's in Sarah's pants?
Guy 2: Nothing, that's just her jeanus.
by The one & only "Balla Baby" January 25, 2005
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