Five-Hour Jaegerbomb

N.) A drink to dank in shot form, consisting of: Two parts Five hour energy and three parts Jaegerbomb. After drinking the feeling of death comes over you for thirty seconds, and then the overwhelming feeling of running for five miles and puking after five feet.
V.) to five hour bomb it

Jamie- Dude, Where's Greg?
Rob- He took three five-hour jaegerbombs and immediately freaked out, he ran off about five minutes ago.
Jamie- Fuck! Get your keys we have to go get him.
Rob- Why?
Jamie- He just five hour bombed three times. The fuck do you think?
Rob- Good point.

by orchardstreetbanger September 13, 2011

Mick Jagger

A vagina with enlarged labia minora. So named due to the resemblance to the Rolling Stones singer's lips.

My girlfriend has a total Mick Jagger!

by RandomDent March 31, 2011

Jaeret

Terminally single and highly unlovable male. He's a great guy, and you want to have him as a friend, but women will just walk all over him. He might have had some assemblage of self respect at some point, but it has been a long time since he's felt it.

I think Jaeret is a pretty cool guy, eh kills relationships and doesn't afraid of anything

by Farseen January 26, 2010

Jaeger

Can be caring, sweet, and funny but once he has you he breaks your heart:)

Jaeger is an asshole

by rrosie.m July 30, 2017

jaber

Head, or a douchebag. Or both.

"I got a mean jaber the other night." "What a jaber."

by Blowjaber December 11, 2006

Jagar

Teh owner of all things good or evil

*Jagar kilt <insert name here> with his Rocket Launcher

by Jagar February 6, 2003

Mick Jagger

Slang in some areas for lesbian or dyke.

Those girls are such Mick Jaggers!

by The Red Hot Swamis March 25, 2010