Joelinton

The greatest footballer ever known to man kind, who also possesses the greatest comeback of a career in world history. He was transferred over to Newcastle from Hoffenheim for £40 million to play BruceBall. As proven by many of the other players used by Steve Bruce, Steve didn’t know how to use him properly. He used Joelinton in the number 9 position, when at Hoffenheim he was used on the wing. Unsurprisingly, he was shocking. With many people thinking he found his level after scoring against Rochdale in the FA Cup. However, soon after, in October 2021, Newcastle United was taken over by the Public Investment Fund (80%), the Rueben Brothers (10%), and Amanda Staveley (10%). After one game, they sacked Steve Bruce and soon after hired Eddie Howe. This is a man who, in the words of Steve Bruce, ‘Got Bournemouth relegated’. While he was severely underfunded. The took over a year out to study managers elsewhere and came back ready. He took over Newcastle when they were 19th with no wins in 14 games and finished that season in 11th. In late December, Newcastle played Manchester United. This was the first game where Joelinton was used as a midfielder. He dropped a masterclass and nutmegged Marcus Rashford. This sky rocketed his confidence and has since then became a staple in Newcastles midfield, even with the likes of Bruno Guimaraes and Sandro Tonali.

‘Joelinton has dropped another masterclass’

‘When doesn’t he?’

by JoelintonLover August 13, 2023

Joelly Belly

A Gay fag. Swings it around

Joelly Belly, can you be my sugar daddy?

by Squarebredbred (Different ACC) September 21, 2023

Joel Juice

A concoction that consists of: Protein Powder, Viagra, and Laxatives.

It is known to have the effect of making people "Shit out their boners".

P1: Yo, you wanna get some Joel Juice
P2: No way! I heard that stuff makes you shit out your boner

by TobyIn3D October 3, 2023

A Joel Heyman

A Joel Heyman refers to a person, typically an increasingly attractive man, that one might find themselves developing a heavy desire to watch take a shower..

"Your boss is pretty hot."

"Yeah... he's totally a Joel Heyman."

by andThangs June 10, 2018

Ryan Joel

He is a silent boy before u get to used with each other,but once he feel comfort with you,you will never expect that he is that sweet. He is hard to get,i mean EXPENSIVE. If he likes you,he will be hard to speak with you than the others at first before he confess.

Oh no,look at Ryan Joel. He looks at you. Something happen here. Wkwkwkwkwkwkkw.

by LlysRJ November 23, 2021

Quinn Joel B

Used to describe a man from South Africa who supposedly has 'never said that word' in his life.

Have you heard about Quinn Joel B?
Yeah I’ve heard he’s never said that word in his life!

by Commissioner November 26, 2021

Vargskelethor joel

Best streamer in the world

Zachary: Yo, did you just see the new Vargskelethor joel stream?

Eddie:I did, it's so good.

by Tylerthecreatormeatrider July 6, 2023