Joe Biden

The cousin of the crypt keeper from tales from the crypt. Also someone who is so old a out of it they really don't know what is happening.

Man, I popped 5 xanny bars last night and I was Joe Biden fucked up.

Joe Biden by Trip J 420 July 3, 2024

Joe Biden

A senile grandpa who happened to stumble into the white house one day, raising the dead from their graves to cast votes for him. Frequently gets lost in the white house garden, requiring pathfinding redirection like a Skyrim NPC in a broken quest.

"America can be defined in one sentence: Asafuhmuttahanan," Joe Biden said in his speech.

Joe Biden by NASCARJUNKMAN July 7, 2024

Joe Biden

1) The 46th President of the United States.

2) To have a weak or indeterminate pull-out game.

"WTF Noah I'm not on the pill! Why do you have to wait all the way until a singular millisecond before you cum to pull out?!"

"Sorry babe, I've been getting up there in years and the brain's been getting a little foggy when it's time to act. I'm becoming a Joe Biden."

Joe Biden by An Audience July 21, 2024

Joe Biden

The best president in U.S. history

Dude, i'm being sarcastic. Joe Biden was a terrible president. His administration's decisions lead to inflation, a border crisis, the Israel-Hamas war, and now Iran's attack on Israel.

Joe Biden by Eushshtb October 1, 2024

Joe Biden

to put it simply: a senior citizen. Joe Biden deserves pity, not hate. he is a sad old man with dementia, he cannot perform simple everyday tasks like speaking or walking up a flight of stairs, frankly he should just be put in a nursing home.

It is so weird to think that an old man like Joe Biden ran our country.

Joe Biden by adnklt January 19, 2025

joe biden

a person who think's it's ice cream time during a important meeting

joe biden thought he was 50 but he was 83

joe biden by yyyyyyyyy78uyhuik February 22, 2025

Joe Biden

The ultimate child toucher, butt sniffer, and penis toucher. Hangs with Diddy and licks babies in his free time.

Joe Biden raped my dog

Joe Biden by KnowerOfEverything March 30, 2025