Team Jacob

In addition to other definitions, this group of Twilight partisans is also attracted to romantic relationships that begin with close friendships and turn into something more.

In contrast with the intense and potentially dangerous passion that has found favor with Team Edward, Team Jacob is comfortable with the idea of "being with the one who's best for you," rather than "being with the one you can't live without."

This way of thinking stems from Jacob's uplifting friendship and devotion to a depressed Bella in her greatest time of need during the second installment, New Moon.

For these reasons, Team Jacob tends to value qualities like friendship, loyalty, stability, honesty, and a sense of humor.

Team Jacob 1: Can you believe Bella rejected Jacob as soon as Edward came back at the end of New Moon? It's as if everything Jacob's done for her meant nothing.

Team Jacob 2: I can't understand it either. She obviously prefers a suicidal and paternalistic boyfriend over an easy-going and devoted one.

Team Jacob 1: I agree. Jacob makes her laugh, he doesn't underestimate her like Edward does, and their families get along so well. Plus, he's incredibly cut. Team Jacob all the way!

by pnayxkay January 5, 2010

Jacob Fraser

Someone who is the shit at everything and is fluent in panty dropping.

Snoop Dog looks up to Jacob Fraser

by Jesus Christ 101 December 17, 2012

Jacob satorious

Dick famous for no reason horrible at everything .

Jacob satorious has saggy tits

by Cool time five August 8, 2016

Jacob Bradley

Chuck Norris's best friend. He is twice as powerful as Chuck Norris. He created Chuck Norris after winning a duel with Jesus. It was said Jacob created Chuck out of Jesus's blood. It is also said that he forgot somethin while trying to create Chuck and made Jet Lee. Jacob didn't like his son Jet Lee so he banished him to asia to start the asian race. One day while training Chuck and Lee (Lee was visiting) Jacob's brother God came down from the heavens and challenged him to a duel. They wagered that if God wins Jacob has to live by himself in earths core. They fought for centuries until God privaled and Jacob was sent to the core. He was now renamed Saitin and as a punishment God would sent his bad subjects down to him to annoy the Hell out of him.

Just a fun little tale about Jacob Bradley

by J_B_is_awesome October 30, 2010

Jacob Ponzi

A boy with a funny last name that attends OMS and eats food and is married to Nick Stubba and who is named Cuddles and rapes people and loves to make perverted jokes and does NOT like to pet Dinos!!!!

Kid "Hey Jake Guess What?"
Jacob Ponzi "What?"
Kid "I got my number changed!"
Jacob Ponzi "What is it?"
Kid "342-7869"
Jacob Ponzi "Lol"
Kid "What?"
Jacob Ponzi "69"

by OMS DEFINER March 17, 2009

Jacob Cote

The sexiest beast muffincake alive;
He loves his black buddie ... Joe
And his best friend Juan

Jacob Cote is the sexiest beast muffincake alive and you should not be able to define him except for his friends Joe and Juan

by mrifresh55, hxckideskimo August 6, 2010

Jacob sartorius

A boy who got famous by musically by body rolling and biting his lip for 9 year olds and then thought he could sing because he lipsynced on musically so much it make him think it's super easy. Then on his first music video sweatshirt a sweatshirt was randomly moving around probably trying to get away from him then later on in life became a loser.

Oh yeah that jacob sartorius kid. He's a elf

by Scammer_gets_scammed March 10, 2019