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Blessed Karl

A Blessed Karl is when you time a sneeze to violently defecate into your partner's face, and they finish the act by saying "Bless you". Similar to a Hot Karl, Warm Karl, and Cold Karl by involving poop, but somehow more Hungarian in nature.
I was trying to gift my lady with a Cold Karl the other night, but my allergies kicked in. It became a Blessed Karl. I'm single now.
by CAFFILNELL March 2, 2024
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blessing

blessing is the girl only little people like,she tries to hard to make new friends but ends up getting embarrassed,rude and disrespectful for no reason,problematic because she always wants issues
“there’s some ugly girl trending on snap,
“lool must be blessing”
by s1dotz January 18, 2022
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blessing an ass

bro, you don't even know, i totally blessed that chicks ass last night.

Have you blessing an ass yet broskie?
by assgod6969 May 24, 2017
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the blessing

When you're about to cum on a girls face and you flick cock in the same manner a priest would flick Holy water on you.
I just sanctified my girl and gave that bitch The Blessing
by Venom Junkie April 2, 2017
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🙏BLESS🙏

"🙏BLESS🙏" is a catchphrase used by OMGkawaiiAngel-chan, also known as KAngel, a streamer from the game "Needy Streamer Overload". The viewers often spam this at the end of KAngel's stream. That's it for today 🙏BLESS🙏
KAngel: That's it for today, nerds!

P1: 🙏BLESS🙏
P2: 🙏BLESS🙏
P3: 🙏BLESS🙏
by Highpressurewashingmachine December 8, 2024
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Good morning god bless

An Ethan Klein reference meaning when you poop, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet
by Pasta is my champ May 22, 2018
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Too Blessed to Rest

You have worked so hard, both physically and mentally, to see the world in all its wonder that you can't stop now. Keep driving yourself to greater heights, fostering more fulfilling relationships, nurturing your inner peace, and experiencing overall soulful happiness. Not to be mistaken for monetary wealth this statement rides on gratitude for what you have been given and the ongoing journey we all have to keep that mindset.
I am so grateful for all the opportunities in my life, I am too blessed to rest.
by Dwayne DT May 8, 2024
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