My girlfriend and I did a Mexican Christmas last night, and now I have the shits and can't tell if it's hers or mine.
by Matthias Brown October 18, 2010
Penetration by a freshly shaved penis (therefore rough like pine needles) or having some sort of diseases (gift that keeps on giving).
I received a Christmas Tree form my boyfriend.
by Banebdeath December 12, 2010
by PlasticMakesPerfect April 03, 2007
Heil Christmas means to have a Victorious Christmas. Due to the intermixing of German with the word Christmas, it has a (somewhat negative) double meaning.
Me: Heil Christmas!
Someone else: Whoa that's some interesting wordplay, Jesus was a Jew, and you know what those Germans did with those ovens and showers.
Me: I spread Christmas cheer wherever I go!
Someone else: Whoa that's some interesting wordplay, Jesus was a Jew, and you know what those Germans did with those ovens and showers.
Me: I spread Christmas cheer wherever I go!
by methodangel December 20, 2009
"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire" was made famous by Nat King Cole. Ignorant people tend to believe that it is called "The Christmas Song," but they obviously have no clue of what they are talking about.
What is the name of that song that starts off like "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?"
Dude...It's called "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire," you idiot. If you believe it's "The Christmas Song" than look it up on wikipedia or something reliable.
Oh. Okay
Dude...It's called "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire," you idiot. If you believe it's "The Christmas Song" than look it up on wikipedia or something reliable.
Oh. Okay
by Mel Torme December 12, 2006
One who takes part in smoking marijuana that has green eyes, who's eyes are red because of the high while their iris is green.
by Naughty Pillows September 27, 2010
A "White Christmas" or "Stocking Stuffer" is when you sneak downstairs on the night before Christmas - when not a creature is stirring, not even a mouse - and pull down one of the stockings hanging from the chimney with care, place the stocking over your penis, jerk off in it, and then hang the stocking back up above the chimney.
by DHA0714 November 29, 2014