Russian Backhand

A Russian back hand is when you drown your hand or fist with any kind of vodka your can find and then light that extremity on fire with a match or lighter and then swiftly beat and abuse whoever is angering you till they are covered in enough vodka so that they are on fire

My girlfriend got mad at me and turned off my game of fortnite so I stood up and pulled a Russian backhand and I had to drive her to the hospital after

by UhSendItBro June 5, 2018

Russian Utter

A burley Russian woman who feeds multiple vodka filled drunks from her breasts after a long day at the Bar, then sings Russian lullibys to them.

Sure glad that Russian Utter was at the bar I needed some good comforting.

by walk the dog February 5, 2014

russian barber

A sex act that consists of pulling your partner's pubes out with your teeth

Dude we Russian Barbered last night, shit was grizzly... Good way to floss all your teeth at once though. I need therapy.

by CeeArthur August 29, 2015

russian gogart

When a woman. Takes off the condom after sex. And squeezes the juices into her mouth.

I heard about that girl that did a Russian gogart. That's nasty.

by Robertson ford June 29, 2017

russian jogger

1st- you pay a Russian hooker 550 dollars to stomp on your balls is a jogging motion for five hours.
2nd- that one white jogger who is jogging in a snow storm in a t-shirt and shorts and a bottle of water that is actually filled with vodka.

I got a awesome Russian jogger last night for 550 dollars.

I saw a dumb ass Russian jogger in the snow storm last week.

by Burningxpubes December 11, 2016

russian turnpike

Take a shot of vodka out of a girls ass, then eat her ass

My girl and I did a Russian turnpike last night -Riley

by Big daddy 69 August 28, 2017

Russian Crabcake

1. When a man rubs vodka on his balls and has a woman suck it off
2. When a (wealthy) man rubs authentic sturgeon caviar on his balls then has a woman suck it off

1. Man, I gave Julie a Russian crabcake last night. That vodka sure stung the hell out my balls!

2. William J. Hanson gave his 22-year-old sugarbaby, Jessica, a $200 Russian crabcake for their one year anniversary.

by Meeeow12 June 7, 2016