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Two-inch Rule

A rule used by women saving themselves for marriage. You remain a virgin if it only goes in two inches or less.
"I can't believe you lost your virginity to Chuck."
"Nope. Two-inch Rule. I didn't lose a thing. I can still wear white."
by ValoKire April 21, 2008
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Hidden Inch

Pubic Hair is manscaped to show the extra inch of penis hidden by hair...
KDA shaved his private area to release the hidden inch.
by KDA(aka) hsa January 25, 2009
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2-inch punisher

a guy with a 2-inch penis, however he can finish the job with hard thrusts and intimidating behavior
timmy: “come bang.”
girl in group chat with two friends: “why he think I want this 2-inch punisher???”
by lexijanie27 January 14, 2018
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nine inch

taken from the large, heavy duty ford produced motor vehicle differential of the same name this term is used to describe the largeness of a female's arse
'fuck, look at the nine inch on that!' or 'mate that's a fully braced big competition nine inch on that huge bitch' or simply 'niiiinnnee innnnncchh!!!'
by roron June 5, 2003
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Giving 10 Inches and Making it Hurt

The act of fucking a bitch in either hole twice then strategically smashing her in the chest with a brick.
"Hey, baby." Gina complains. "You fuck like an old man. Give me 10 inches and make it hurt this time!" This my friend is giving 10 inches and making it hurt.
by jgf September 30, 2006
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Inch Grinch

It refers to the length of a very specific part of the male anatomy.

(Hint: It means you have a little dick)
Girl: Aww, so cute!
Guy: What are you talking about?
Girl: The widdle inch grinch!
Guy: You haven't seen anything yet...
Girl: I agree completely. I'm leaving.
by The CircleJerk October 2, 2009
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inchage

The area in square inches of your property that you own after you have paid your monthly mortgage payment. This is usually calculated by engineers and accountants. It slowly creeps along at an agonizing pace.
The principal on my mortgage is $123.45 this month and the remaining mortgage balance is $98,239.12. My house is 2000 square feet (288000 square inches).

My inchage this month is 123.45/98239.12*2000*144 = 361.91 square inches. This is equivalent to a tile 19 in x 19 in located somewhere in the bathroom behind the commode.
by N. Hock Forever April 15, 2011
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