Butt-piping

The act of two individuals bending their penis straight down and having butt sex with each other at the same time.
Joe laid down on his stomach and Dante laid down on his back. As soon as they were hard, they pointed are dicks down between our legs and began butt-piping each other.

We could have won that round of search & destroy but Joel and Christan were too busy butt-piping each other in that building.
by Palsy Chef March 22, 2011
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Pipe Daddy

One who fabricates the pipe to the vagina in a intimate and pleasant demeanor, proclaiming him the father of which this occurs.

The "Pipe Daddy" can also administer the pipe to the mouth, face, hair, neck, stomach, pelvis, and anus upon request.
lady - "That feels so good in me pipe daddy".
by Dre5000 December 14, 2017
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pipe monster

a straight guy with a large penis who can both use it well and gets ample opportunity to use it.
J.C. is known as the "Pipemonster" to the hoes.
by jason October 16, 2003
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pipe dream

Anything Jeff thinks of is a pipe dream.
by Hero of Heroes November 03, 2009
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meth pipe

a hollow glass bulb, with an extruding shaft, used for vaporizing methamphetamine or crystal meth, in order to inhale the vapor for its stimulating properties
Yeah bro, I woke up in a puddle of natty ice with a sore butthole, last fucking thing I remember from that party was doing shots of Jager and hitting my meth pipe with the bros.
by GhettoBlaster69 January 15, 2012
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pipe cleaner

A complete tool, jerk-off, looser. The kind of guy that would steal from your home when you let him stay, try to hit on your women and eat your food when you had no money. The lowest of the low on the scumbag scale. Untrustable. A total dink...
That guy is a complete pipe cleaner. Don't let him near your friends, family or property or you'll regret it.

I'd rather poke my eyes out with scissors then hang with that pipe cleaner.

Dude what a friggin pipe cleaner that guy was....
by JohnnySalami March 01, 2007
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layin' the pipe

Whean a man with a LARGE penis performs well in bed.
(woman on the phone with friend)

"Girl! I'm trying to tell you Tyrone was layin' the pipe last night."
by Jennifer and Sheila September 09, 2005
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