when you get out of a relationship and workout to get a "hot body", because deep down inside you know you want to pull that person back to you, but you say it's because now all of a sudden you wanna be healthy.
by anonymous January 26, 2023

Purposefully throwing up into someone else's pants who as wronged you during the night. See "mullen"
Kirk: Jordan is a dick so I'm gunna pull the revenge mullen on him.
Steve: That dude was so drunk he went off and did a revenge mullen in Ryan's cargos.
Steve: That dude was so drunk he went off and did a revenge mullen in Ryan's cargos.
by David McFumbungler March 20, 2007

When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.
Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.
by Fucknutter The 69420th December 6, 2021

When you have a girl in doggy style, she must have pig tails in her hair, you grab the pig tails like handle bars on a motorbike. As you pull the pig tails like your accelerating you thrust faster and faster, you cannot stop until you’ve fully lubricated your ride
by thetruelion August 6, 2022

Son: "Daddy, why did you take care of me and wipe my butt for all those years?"
Daddy: "Son, I was getting back at your mom with a little bit of dirty revenge."
Daddy: "Son, I was getting back at your mom with a little bit of dirty revenge."
by NatetheEpicNoobSlayer November 19, 2021

This is a fan made alternate timeline of events where Mater is murdered in cold blood by an evil organisation. The news of this cripples lightning McQueen causing him to become super edgy and after he spends time morning the loss of his friend he joins the spys from Cars 2 . The spy modifications he gets are two turbo jets that extend from his doors, a taser, A turret that extends from the top of his head and gun that comes from his wheels. With his new upgrades he sets off to journey across the world getting his revenge by eradicating the evil organisation that killed his friend. At the climax of the movie he goes on a mission which results in the death of the Cars equivalent of osama bin laden.
by THE GREAT AND AMAZING CREATOR June 11, 2021

"I can't believe you kicked me in the balls. Prepare your vagina, for I will seek a revenge orgasm"
"Oh no!"
"Oh no!"
by Revengeorgasm December 21, 2016
