Hippocroccapig

A Hippocroccapig is someone whose self-esteem is so heartbreakingly low that they’ll still go home with the messiest drunk at the club. Lonelier than a deep sea fisherman and craving human touch so much that they’ll sacrifice all of their little remaining dignity. Waking up next to that drunken fiend is their life blood. Rarely self titled, more likely to be identified by friends of said drunken fiend as they drag them across the dance floor and out of the fire exit doors never to be seen again. Until next week at least.

There’s probably a Steve Irwin episode about them somewhere.

You should’ve seen the absolute hippocroccapig that my pisshead mate went home with last night

by Owlix May 3, 2023

Hippo

Morbidly obese penguin

"Woah look it's a hippo."

by SosiahSohnjon May 16, 2023

hippocracy

a hippo doing something they say the wouldn't

that is hippocracy

by schmoup May 23, 2023

Hippomadilikesquipideliophobichydrotwosqupidideliareshedpneumoniomegatinysiloconiosusbanskasqupiphobia

Hippomadilikesquipideliophobichydrotwosqupidideliareshedpneumoniomegatinysiloconiosusbanskasqupiphobia is the longest word meaning the fear of short words.

My friend went to the doctor to get his Hippomadilikesquipideliophobichydrotwosqupidideliareshedpneumoniomegatinysiloconiosusbanskasqupiphobia fixed up!

by Flawlie June 1, 2023

Hippocroccadillapig

Greasy ugly bird

That Wendy Sandy is a hippocroccadillapig, I wouldn’t touch her with yours!

by Shag July 29, 2023

Hippomagnuscolossalingensmetuslongarumverborumsententiarumpoematalibrietlitteraeetlliaeformaescripturaeetlinguaemediocriusqueadparvaverbasententiaspoematalibrietlitteraeetaliaeformeescribendietlinguaeiphobia

The fear of long words and other forms of literature being sized down to more bite-size strings of letters.

"Well, I'm afraid you have Hippomagnuscolossalingensmetuslongarumverborumsententiarumpoematalibrietlitteraeetlliaeformaescripturaeetlinguaemediocriusqueadparvaverbasententiaspoematalibrietlitteraeetaliaeformeescribendietlinguaeiphobia"

by Icy :D December 10, 2023

hippocammer

1. To block or largen something using a hippopotamus.
2. A combination between a hippopotamus and a hammer

Please hippocammer a short shadow.

by Lukeboy400 December 8, 2023