fake hotdog

Not real hot dog. Like made of plastic and you cant eat it.

Kid: Hey! What are you going to be on halloween?
Other kid:I dont know yet
Kid:Hey! Whats that in your pocket?
Other kid: fake hotdog

by scrub says October 5, 2016

maple hotdog

When you give a homeless man a handjob, using maple syrup as lubricant.

The other night I got kinda drunk, and gave a maple hotdog. I regret nothing.

by Tragic_Comedian August 27, 2016

moldy hotdog

When you get herpes on your dick

"Bro I was munching on a moldy hotdog"

by McSuacyBoner;) March 23, 2017

loose hotdog

A penis that is in a overly larger vagina

You need to get your pants and take your loose hotdog home.

by pseudobam March 29, 2017

British Hotdog

The act of placing ones penis inside of a man/womans asshole and then tossing yourself off inside their rectum.

Hey honey, can we try a british hotdog tonight?

by L1ttle J1mmy May 1, 2018

British Hotdog

The sexual act of having anal sex with a man/woman, then forcing your hand within their rectum (with your penis still inserted) then tossing yourself off to completion.

Honey, can we try a British Hotdog tonight?

by L1ttle J1mmy May 2, 2018

Hoyerswerda Hotdog

When a guy has sex with a girl, pulls out, takes a hotdog bun, an onion, and a bit of ketchup and mustard, inserts all of that into her vagina, gives her a good shake, and then proceeds to put in his sausage for the final touch. Secret sauce to be added as deemed fit.

Named after its place of origin.

A: So how's your business doing?
B: I cannot tell you, it's confidential. Anyways, how is your sex life?
A: Man, I tried the Hoyerswerda Hotdog yesterday and she went crazy!
B: I told you, it's absolutely irresistible!

by graypoupon December 2, 2018