Hot pocket

This is when your dick gets so warn in a bitches vigina when u pull out u automatically cum

Jessica gave Austin a hot pocket

by McCray February 12, 2016

Hot Pockets

A delicious microwave snack commonly found in stores in multiple flavors.

I have just bought Hot Pockets with ham and cheese!

by BanzaiSG June 24, 2019

Hot Pocket

When you are fucking a toaster and you hold down the power button.

I burned my dick giving my toaster a Hot Pocket.

by CowboysFan777 June 03, 2017

Hot Pocket

When you are fucking a toaster and you push the power button down thus burning your genitals.

Me: "Man, my dick is on fire."
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "I was giving my toaster a Hot Pocket."

by CowboysFan777 June 03, 2017

Hot Pocket

When someone farts in bed and leaves a pocket of hot, rancid gas under the covers. Unlike the Dutch Oven, the covers are never pulled over anyone's head with the Hot Pocket. There's just a little disgusting gift waiting to punch you in the sinuses the next time you roll over in your sleep.

Something we ate for dinner tore up his stomach. Every time I tried to get comfortable I woke up to a new hot pocket. I barely got any sleep because he was so gassy!

by JenNealTX January 13, 2015

Hot pocket

When someone is in the act of felching and inhales a fart straight from an asshole

Nick was felching Sal last night and caught a hot pocket. He held it in like a bong hit until he passed out.

by MP9 April 12, 2016

Hot Pocket

When a straight couple has sex in a sleeping bag, causing them to be very sweaty and disgusting.

Aye, me and my bitch made a hot pocket last night

by Vinny7272 on Xbox November 27, 2020