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Barbra Holland

Barbra (or barb) was a normal teenager until she got captured and killed by a fucking demon thing while her bestie was getting freaky with Steve Harrington.
“Barb is missing! Lets be dumbasses and try to find a dead body.” (They didnt find Barbra Holland’s dead body unfortunately)
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SuperWA-HOOMan

Literally a green circle with a face. He's pretty cool I guess. He has a Game Jolt account (he has 1,676 followers at time of writing so he's really famous) and he also has a YouTube channel (can't be bothered to check his sub count) and he is obsessed with FNF. Despite being obsessed with it, he loves to nitpick everything about it every two seconds and is extremely annoying.

Ok thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Person 1: SuperWA-HOOMan is really cool.
Person 2: I agree.
Jeremy: Hi guys.
Literally everyone else: Go away no one likes you Jeremy.
by ethanlolcat3 official :))))) October 16, 2022
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New holland

A big POS tractor made by some stupid idiots and its blue so don't get a blue tractor unless your names rodney or you have no brain.
What tractor do you have a john deere

How bout you a new holland

Oh fuck off cunt get real nd buy a better tractor
by grapelookingslut September 7, 2022
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Colton holland

The best boyfriend in the whole world, he is caring and kind and sweet and cute and funny and I love everything about him
by I love Colton holland March 10, 2023
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Tom Holland

A wholesome human being who has a large loyal fanbase. Doesn't know how to say Croissant properly, says it like "quackson". Is Peter Parker in the most recent Spiderman movies. Has incredible chemistry with his co star and long time best friend Zendaya. He has been reportedly been dating Zendaya since September 2021 when they got papped kissing at a red light in one of their cars. Tom Holland has also been in Avengers movies and the film Cherry where he shaved his head for the role.
Tom Holland was seen at the set for Spiderman: No Way Home last Thursday
by thecherryontop77 May 23, 2023
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tom holland gay

Tom was in his dorm, stroking his hard 11 inch when his dorm-mate Matthew came in. Tom gasped, trying to cover himself, but Matthew wasn't having any of that. He locked the door to Tom's bedroom and walked over, taking his clothes off and leaving them on the floor on the way. "What are you-" Tom began before being pinned to the bed, lips locked with Matt's. Matt looked around. "Got any lube?" He murmured softly. Tom shook his head before passing him a wrapper. Matt wondered, and then threw it, taking Tom by surprise and fucking him rough, cumming immediately into him to lube him up. He had been rock-hard anyways, his masturbation session in the locker room had helped with that. Tom moaned loudly as Matt fucked him missionary, slowing down and becoming softer in his thrusts. Tom wrapped his legs around Matt, already breaking a sweat. Tom grinned, stopping and slowly going deeper into him with those magnificent 11 inches until Tom was gasping, clutching the bed. Matt then began to slowly fuck him again. Tom began to squirm under his roommate when the pressure broke and he couldn't stop himself cumming. Matthew stared in surprise before spanking him and making him shiver. "Lick all this off you slut!" Tom obeyed, and they were soon flat on the bed frenching again, before Tom took Matt in his hand, rubbing until his massive uncut cock was completely hard and red.
Matthew wasted no time pulling away and instead of cumming into Tom's hand, fucked him and squirted inside him. Tom moaned loudly that guys from other dorms heard it, launching into a large orgasm. He was panting when he'd finished, the sweat dripping off of his lean body. Matt smiled, beginning to pound him again, causing Tom to bite his shoulder so hard Matt yelled out in pain and ecstasy. After their wonderful sex, they both showered, wore their pyjamas and cuddled on the sofa watching a random movie until they both fell asleep. Lovely tom holland gay.
by freakfortom July 28, 2024
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