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Gay hook

A basketball move/phrase started by a 45 year old man who is good at hook shots. But he’s very gay.
That was a good gay hook, clench me.
by EthanoTheGreat January 19, 2022
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Hooked the shits

I was just heading out the door when I hooked the shits.
by Colin_White69 January 4, 2021
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Spaghetti Hook

The process of pulling ones flaccid penis around ones taint to insert into ones own rectum.
She told me to go fuck myself, so I went ahead and gave myself the ol’ spaghetti hook.
by Bernie’s Mom March 19, 2021
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jizz hook

An extremely erotic imagining that can be summoned forth when you feel the time is right to bust a nut.
1. Dude, my jizz hook is your mum's rack,

2. I need to find a new jizz hook, pearl necklaces just don't do it for me anymore!
by The Commandante March 8, 2010
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sheaperds hook

I broke my dick now it looks like a sheaperds hook.
by Fats Wilson September 17, 2013
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Hades Hook

When you're all out of lube, but you've got a cheeky bottle of Tabasco by the bed. So you Tabasco lube up and give her the ol' hook around.
"Ah mate, that Porshia girl was mental last night. She let me give her the old Hades Hook"
by MadBantsForMadLads June 18, 2016
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lunch hooks

Keep your lunch hooks off my stuff!
by A DeMartini May 11, 2021
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