by EthanoTheGreat January 19, 2022

by Colin_White69 January 4, 2021

by Bernie’s Mom March 19, 2021

An extremely erotic imagining that can be summoned forth when you feel the time is right to bust a nut.
1. Dude, my jizz hook is your mum's rack,
2. I need to find a new jizz hook, pearl necklaces just don't do it for me anymore!
2. I need to find a new jizz hook, pearl necklaces just don't do it for me anymore!
by The Commandante March 8, 2010

by Fats Wilson September 17, 2013

When you're all out of lube, but you've got a cheeky bottle of Tabasco by the bed. So you Tabasco lube up and give her the ol' hook around.
by MadBantsForMadLads June 18, 2016
