After being trolled or catfished you make up with your victim by giving him a hand job with maple syrup.
Man: did you hear that mike catfished Stephen?
Woman: wow did they fight after?
Man: no but Mike did give him a canadian handshake
Woman: wow did they fight after?
Man: no but Mike did give him a canadian handshake
by Dirty Chaos January 07, 2018
When a woman places one rubber hand with the elbowpart into her vagina, untill only the flat hand is sticking out of her birthchannel. Then the man tries to shake the flat hand on a firm manner, giving the slotanimal a pleasant and rough sensation in her slot.
Lindsay asked Bob to introduce himself to her. Then he gave her a Dutch handshake, which led to a juicy zenith.
by Bitterballo June 28, 2014
by hunred_dollar_Bill February 06, 2010
The act of discretely cupping a fart in your hand and then pretending to offer to shake someone’s hand. As the hand is offered in pseudo-friendship it is jerked swiftly upwards and the crumbly air biscuit is thrown into the face of the recipient.
"Nice to meet you Mr Smith" said Mr Brown as he discretely cupped his fart. "Nice to meet you too" said Mr Smith, holding out his hand in greeting. The exchange is sealed by a Dutch Handshake as Mr Brown offers his hand, only to throw the gaseous faeces into Mr Smith’s face at the last second.
by Heady71 January 31, 2008
The act of blowing your nose into your hand and getting it all snotty and wet and giving a guy a hand job. They are commonly done in the winter in Holland because many people have runny noses at that time of year.
by aliastierny March 03, 2007
Gay sex technique popular in the Hardcore Music Scene. Usually the respective singers of two bands will get down on one knee facing each other and clasp hands. The rest of the band/bands will line up behind them and pose for a picture, right before an oral gangbang of the two dudes on their knees holding hands.
Note* if you see two guys doing the hardstyle handshake WITHOUT a group of guys lined up behind them, this is usually an indicator that they are looking to blow at least 4 guys
Q: what's up with that retarded handshake those two guys are doin in front of those other guys?
A: they are getting ready to blow all those guys, and they just wanna hold hands while they do it. I think they really like each other. Its called the hardstyle handshake or something.
Note* if you see two guys doing the hardstyle handshake WITHOUT a group of guys lined up behind them, this is usually an indicator that they are looking to blow at least 4 guys
Q: what's up with that retarded handshake those two guys are doin in front of those other guys?
A: they are getting ready to blow all those guys, and they just wanna hold hands while they do it. I think they really like each other. Its called the hardstyle handshake or something.
hardstyle handshake
by paultergeist March 10, 2014
by Waste_Manager December 07, 2008