hampter

hampter cute and cool

hampter is a definition of a hamster being angy or cute

by anonymous April 15, 2022

Hampter

A very funny hamster on the internet, search hampter in tenor to know more.

Repost if hampter

by Corona-Virus chan#2059 February 4, 2022

Hampter

The most relatable thing our generation has come to, from medieval rats, to low quality and traumatised hampters. A hampter is a one of a kind, whereas the hampter has the power to rule all of Gen Z humour. Never underestimate the power of all hampters,

Person 1: "LORD SAVE US!"
Person 2: "Why are you screaming?"
Person 1: The Hampter... Has come... To end us all.

Person 2: *Praying*

by YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY March 30, 2022

hampster

A common misspelling of hamster.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

New Hampster

1. The juvinile pronunciation of the name of the great state of New Hampshire.

Daddy, are we gonna see Poppop grandfather in New Hampster? New Hampshire

by GFeet March 14, 2009

Hooky Hamser

1) When a gentleman loves his partner very much, he demonstrates his affection by warming a bowl of mashed potato to 40 degrees celsius. He then proceeds to feed the pony with a handful of aforementioned warm potato. Should this gesture be rejected, he lovingly smears potato on his fist and hook-punches her in the growler - this is also known as an Angry Hamser.

2) Sheikh Abu Hamsa al Masri (Brap)

Melvin was out in Hemel with this older chick the other night. Upon realising he actually really liked this girl, he decided to take her back to his mum's and perform a hooky hamser on her in the garden after warming the mash.

by Kevmon May 12, 2007

Hampster Tucking

The act of shaving and declawing a hampster, rubbing it in cocaine, and then inserting it in one's anus.

My bro had to borrow my razor last night cause he was hampster tucking.

by douchey mcdoucherton March 26, 2011