help

when someone desperately needs you to politely and quickly get your ass over there to help them, if you want to ig

taylor swifts baby daddy: HELP IM HAVE A CHILD
that one girl: lol no

by the guy banging ur mom December 26, 2021

help

something you ask your teachers but they tell you the complete opposite shit you asked for

me:i need help

teacher:yes

me: whats 2+2?

Teacher: are you a Patriots fan

by base_ment April 22, 2020

Full range of help

Yeah there's the redirect. There is nothing wrong with my mind but THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HOW YOU'RE INTERACTING WITH ME AND IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT THAT I WILL KILL YOUR FUCKING KIDS.

Hym "Ha! 'Full range of help!?' Get the fuck out of here with that you piece of shit. No. I want the thing I want and nothing else. Go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam July 29, 2024

Just want to help people

Shut the fuck up Rick.

Hym "Jordan Peterson does not just want to help people. Jordan Peterson wants to be the golden prophet and surpass Jung. Which he isn't and won't. He wants you launder his deliberate misreading of text to validate a religion he doesn't actually believe in so his kids won't actually have to do the things he expects everyone else to do (i.e. suffer) and he is going to expend capital to ensure that the rest of you do exactly that... And I'm going to help! Because I'm the ultimate helper! So, rest assured, if he succeed against me you WILL suffer. At my hand or because of me. The only path forward for me is victory and if that victory is defined by Jordan Peterson you will all pay the price."

by Hym Iam February 9, 2025

help me

wait... do you really need help? uhhhh, don't worry ill call 911...
sh*t the phone broke

help me jhon HELP ME

by LOGANBOIIIII October 5, 2022

HELPING HAND

When you are fucking someone and she, he, or you decide to give manual stimulation directly to their genitals to help them orgasm. e. g a reach around during sodomy

My lover usually pegs me on my back on the kitchen table so that she can give me a helping hand to force me to climax.

by pegn May 18, 2025

Trying to help the blind see

A phrase used to describe the action of someone who is trying to change someone's perspective for the better, but they will not listen.

I told her not to go back to him, and he cheated on her anyway. Giving her advice is like trying to help the blind see.

by clopez09 September 11, 2025