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Dirty hat

The usage of a previously used condom by either unrolling and flipping it right side out or putting it on inside out.
I'm out of condoms.... gonna have to dirty hat this bitch.
by Anight March 15, 2020
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Sticky hat

When you come in someone's hair and put a hat over it
Oh yeah bro I sticky hatted my girl last night
by Mckaysmitochondria June 4, 2018
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JIMMY HAT

The thing you put over your penis when you engage in sexual activity!!!!
by i am a big marshmallow sucker September 20, 2017
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snark hat

A metaphorical 'hat' worn when a not otherwise snarky person wishes to add some snarkiness to the world. The un-snarky person can then remove the hat and return to normalcy.
Hubert was generally a nice and non-judgmental guy, but sometimes when he put on his snark hat he could really lay into people.
by chrixo January 21, 2010
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octopus hat

When eight guys arrange their dicks on your head like the tentacles of an octopus.
Let's round up the guys and give this girl a good ol' octopus hat
by Stonewalljackson January 5, 2015
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Pee-hats

An dark acronimous used instead of breasts or tits to refer to medium-to-large caliber female human mammary glands that are good looking and pretty....
"-Hey, phuckin bstard, look at those damn bloodie Pee-hats over there!
-Pee-pee-pee-pee-hatss!!"
by putholian aholian July 20, 2008
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shit hat

A turd on the top of a human cranium, a smelly Barnet covering, a Donald trump
Holy fuck! That's quite the shit hat you have on!
by Crusty lips August 20, 2016
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