glassgow kiss

A fighting move that involves grabbing your opponent by the shoulders and bringing your forehead into their nose, thus breaking it and initiating the fight.

Chris: Dude, John totally kissed Dan glassgow style!
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David: Dude, that guy pisses me off so much, I'm going to give him a glassgow kiss!
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Craig: Dude, he got glassgow kissed!

by Shenanigans O. July 7, 2008

glass cock

also called a tweaker pipe. Called a glass cock because it resembles a dick (also see "suck glass cock")

lets go suck some glass cock

by mikemikemikemikemike April 22, 2006

Glass Case of Emotion

a term used to describe the telephone booth in which Ron Burgundy is encased in after the assumed death of his spanish-speaking dog, Baxter.

'glass case of emotion': classic Ron

by Milkwasabadchoice August 17, 2006

Coke-bottle glasses

Prescription eyeglasses with very thick/heavy lenses, like the infamous "forest-fire-starter" curved lens-like bottoms on heavy-walled Coca-cola soft-drink bottles.

Wow, that little old lady's sure got the coke-bottle glasses! Wonder how she ever manages to see in the shower or anyplace else where she has to take her glasses off.

Grade-school kid #1: Yo, pal --- you back from the eye-doc, I see. Whoa-hoh-hohhhh... what huge thick lenses! That rig must weigh a TON --- zheesh, I feel for ya --- totally sux, Bud!
Grade-school kid #2: Yeah, fer sher --- the doc said it was hereditary, and I'd never have good vision, so he gave me these stupid Coke-bottle glasses which I'll hafta wear the rest of my life. Ah, well... at least I can see again.

by QuacksO November 28, 2011

rosetinted glasses

When someone is in love, they look at their partner through rosetinted glasses.

He doesn't notice her flaws, he is looking at her through rosetinted glasses.

by missEva October 4, 2013

3-D Glasses Whore

Someone who puts pictures of themselves on the internet with them wearing those cheap, plastic 3-D glasses from the theaters.

"Did you see Becky's new default on MySpace? She's wearing those awesome 3-D glasses from when we saw that movie!"

"OMG she's such a 3-D glasses whore!!"

by BurningCouches December 20, 2009

Glasgow shower

To apply aerosol deoderant to one's pits and bits in order to avoid the necessity of coming into contact with water or, indeed, soap.

Christ! I've pulled and I've only had a Glasgow shower! D'you think she'll notice?quick pssst

by Das Unterweger October 25, 2007