guardian seeker

i am an incel and a cuck
i suck tyrant off

dude that guy is totally a guardian seeker

by guardian sucker October 24, 2020

Guardus Inturuptus

That moment that happens when a security guard interrupts a sexual act.

Dude, Cindy and I were totally going at it and all of a sudden, Guardus Inturuptus, and we had to get out of the parking lot fast.

by DarthBear March 15, 2021

Guardian Security Systems

An army of Guardian Stalkers, Skywatchers. Subwatchers, and Turrets.

The Guardian Security Systems is helpful.

by Randonarchy April 3, 2021

Guardian day

A whole bunch of fuckery wrapped up in one dag

I saw a jet ski mail box, and then some guy driving around with a pink flamingo blow up on top of his car.

What a guardian day

by Guardian day definer May 28, 2021

Guarded (GuardedFarted) (GuardedRetarded)

Guarded is very hot. Very sexy. Immesnely sexy. Dar sucks.

WHY IS Guarded (GuardedFarted) (GuardedRetarded) SO HOT.

by SomeRealFishJuice June 17, 2021

Guardians

A term used generally for Nazis and Neo Nazis. The term is derived from those that guarded concentration camps.

Don't go in there, it's a Guardians bar.

by Polyglottted July 23, 2021

Guardian

An adult pedophile predator who grooms a minor for a future sexual relationship or trafficking.

Nate was trying to position himself as Stanley's guardian, so we reported him to the police.

by Top5Player July 24, 2021