greg

a boy who likes a girl, doesn't tell her, then she likes him and he stops talking to her.
really dramatic and wants attention all the time.
exactly like the word gregarious!

"Whatever happened to that guy you liked?"
"Oh.. he turned into a greg..."

by brikil January 1, 2012

Gregg

A unit of length. 1 gregg = 1.35 inches. Can be used as a conversion factor between the Metric system and the Foot/Pound system. Based upon the penial length of a mythological man named Gregg/Garry. Used in scientific studies as well as daily life.

Dude, your car is going to get a ticket since it is 7 greggs away from the curb!

by Rajew February 13, 2010

Gregged

When someone calls you Greg, even though your name is definitely not Greg.

"Hey Greg"
"My name isn't Greg, it's Sean"
"Whatever Greg"
"Wth..."
"YOU WERE JUST GREGGED!"

by Igotgregged May 23, 2012

coach greg

-a coach from Santa Monica High School who teaches shot-put and discuss for the school's track team
-a tall, dark, and husky man who is not married and is looking for a wife soon.
-also, a teacher for retarded kids who can not help themselves in stupid subjects like first-grade mathamatics or preschool biology.

Student #1- "Ey did you see coach greg the other day?"
Student #2- "Yah man! He started to beat the crap out of me because i didn't stay at school until 7 at night to practice throwing balls (the shot put)."
Student #1- "Dude dont worry about it, he has nobody to be with so he just keeps you after school to be with him"
Student #2- "Yah i know, whatever man!"
Student #1- "Okay. Bye"

by Elmer Cady January 9, 2008

greg

To cock something up, to make a hash of it,

Oh no, I've totally gregged this mechanism up!!
Man, my bike is gregged!

by h-bombed January 15, 2009

Greg

When you drink a little bit and pass out. You puke on yourself while passed out. Then you wake up the next morning thinking you feel like shit but in reality you just dont feel like doing anything pussy

Oh man Sawyer was being a real Greg yesterday

by TG and JG December 28, 2008

hh gregg

an elctronic retail store as well as an appliance retailer. low prices are there, as well as a single black person. it's not like pets mart, so don't bring your giraffe. they have everything from tv's to mattresses. also available during the summer are feeding trough for your slave quarters. this store has been around for almost thirty years. hh gregg has low prices because they pay slave children in arizona with playdoh and cow feces.

Hey Morticiah have you seen my penis?
- No man i've been at HH Gregg.

by Morticiah Feelonya April 22, 2011