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Goon Squad

Someone who squeezes their childs butt, threatens with a knife then hits with a wet wash rag
by Pootersen January 31, 2009
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goon

an old man, most likely with a receding hair line. He probably drives a shitty 85 Plymouth minivan and wears around pants covered in holes. Chances are no one likes him nor wants to associate with him in any way whatsoever
by Vino October 11, 2006
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goon wake up time

the time when goons usually wake up, generally late and belligerent.

if from ole miss term used is goon rush hour (5:00)
man theese goons be strait merkin... is it goon wake up time?
by thatolemiss nigga November 12, 2009
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goon booth

A destination set-up specifically to attract less-desirable members of a particular crowd, where they can be distracted and naturally discouraged from mingling with the rest of society; like a kiddy-pool for morons
"Hey, glad you made it to the con! You didn't bring Jerry with you, did you?"
"Yeah, but he saw the furry group right as he came in, so he's distracted, don't worry about him."
"I knew he'd find the goon booth!"
by K0k04 July 28, 2018
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Goon

Self description of east coast gangster and BMF on the planet Jorge Masvidal, raised by spicks in Miami Florida.
"Fuck yeah I'm not no west coast gangster. I'm a fucking goon"
by A-Dog94 September 21, 2019
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Goon

We 'Gon Goon together?
by 7th Colored February 1, 2022
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