by Goobie June 18, 2008
Get the Goobie mug.A person who unintentionally does ridiculously silly things that make everyone around them laugh, while at the same time pitying anyone who has to live with that person. Often the actions of said person cause friends to clap their hands to their foreheads while their heads droop down, shaking back and forth.
He grabbed the foam sword from the aisle at Kmart and brandished it threateningly as the thing flopped back and forth.
"Stand and fight, you scurvy braggard!" (this in english accent)
*Grabs silly sword from goober and puts back in cardboard box as his face falls comically*
"You goober!" *shakes head and laughs*
"Stand and fight, you scurvy braggard!" (this in english accent)
*Grabs silly sword from goober and puts back in cardboard box as his face falls comically*
"You goober!" *shakes head and laughs*
by shadow77337 February 27, 2007
Get the goober mug.A slang term used in Barnsley to refer to a intellectually challenged person; aka Chav, Idiot, Moron, Muppet or Pillock.
Mostly used by people working with the general public in an enquiry desk position.
Mostly used by people working with the general public in an enquiry desk position.
Public person; "Why is driving without car insurances wrong ?"
Enquiry Desk Person; "Errrm... because it's against the law ! "
Public person leaves and enquiry desk person says to colleague "What a goober ! "
Enquiry Desk Person; "Errrm... because it's against the law ! "
Public person leaves and enquiry desk person says to colleague "What a goober ! "
by Dazzlar3 January 13, 2013
Get the Goober mug.The act of laughing so hard a booger explodes out of your nose. Admit it, we've all done it atleast once.
by CimDawg March 13, 2009
Get the Goober mug.by lil205illy February 24, 2009
Get the Goober mug.The scientific medical diagnosis’s, affecting predominantly the brain. Its a syndrome consisting of several known symptoms. You may call and classify a person as a Goober if they fit 3 or more listed symptoms.
Symptoms are as follows
.Completely Retarded for large periods of time
.Cute as hell(no known reason why or how they do it)
.May dance randomly and
.Likes music from lack of talent singers such as Michael Buble(bub-ble)
.May be anoying i.e. enjoys waking you up, poking you. ect
.clumsy(drops things, puts non refrigerated items in the fridge, has difficulty cooking simple food like ravioli(maybe even cant get into pan)
.cute smile
.very affectionate
.leaves funny voicemails, myspace, or facebook comments.
If you know anyone who has 3 or more of these symptoms you must be advised to promptly call them a Goober and refer them to Ubrandictionary.com for further proof of their ailment.
Symptoms are as follows
.Completely Retarded for large periods of time
.Cute as hell(no known reason why or how they do it)
.May dance randomly and
.Likes music from lack of talent singers such as Michael Buble(bub-ble)
.May be anoying i.e. enjoys waking you up, poking you. ect
.clumsy(drops things, puts non refrigerated items in the fridge, has difficulty cooking simple food like ravioli(maybe even cant get into pan)
.cute smile
.very affectionate
.leaves funny voicemails, myspace, or facebook comments.
If you know anyone who has 3 or more of these symptoms you must be advised to promptly call them a Goober and refer them to Ubrandictionary.com for further proof of their ailment.
Shannon-Im gonna do what im gonna do cuz im a man and thats what i say.
ben-wow i saw this disease on Ubrandictionary once, you must have goobertitis
ben-wow i saw this disease on Ubrandictionary once, you must have goobertitis
by Ben Fisher September 13, 2008
Get the Goobertitis mug.Large ladies with huge knockers tend to strut their stuff; faux-confidence;
as if their fatty tits make up for their chunky body and refusal to exercise.
When the boobs stick out to the same level as their gut, its called goobies.
If they were to approach a wall, all 3 parts would touch at the same time.
as if their fatty tits make up for their chunky body and refusal to exercise.
When the boobs stick out to the same level as their gut, its called goobies.
If they were to approach a wall, all 3 parts would touch at the same time.
by Isurus13 April 15, 2011
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