As a followup to tea bagging, slapping a cock against a person's eyes until they are bruised to the point where they resemble goggles. As the bruising was a direct result of a cock slapping their eyes, the condition is known as "cock goggles"
Dave shouldn't have passed out so hard on the cruise because now he has to spend the rest of it wearing his cock goggles.
by BABABHOOSH June 16, 2010
Get the cock goggles mug.Somwhat akin to the notorious Arabian Goggles but preformed by our soul-less counterparts the ginger, the act is preformed by the said soul less ginger placing his ginger unshaven ball sack over a willing (or even un willing is sleep is a factor) partners eyes whilst preforming a sexual act from behind there head.
haha did you see charlie? that motherfucker passed out so nick the soul less cunt flopped his ginger balls right onto that poor pricks eyes and ginger goggles him!
by lolcawkzginger April 20, 2011
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When a Marine has been in SAC (Student Admin Co.) Camp Geiger, so long that all women start to become sexy.
by SAC co September 6, 2011
Get the SAC Goggles mug.Noun. The inability of one to see the faults in the individual they are pursing; similar to effect of drinking too much beer.
You can't just tell somebody to take off their dick goggles; Sometimes you just need to take off the dick goggles and step back for a second.
by Wobbly69 August 30, 2013
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"Are you going to hook up with Jenny again"
"Nah man, I just had fuck goggles on. Turns out she's a total bitch"
"Nah man, I just had fuck goggles on. Turns out she's a total bitch"
by BearlyDrunk November 2, 2013
Get the fuck goggles mug.The term used for describing the action of ramming a girl till she has an orgasm. As she's squirting, the guy goes close to the pussy and gets it all over his eyes. The guys eyes start burning and burning till he becomes blind.
Dude bro what's up with your eyes? I just got done screw driving your sister till I earned these pussy goggles.
by Čârtêr August 30, 2014
Get the Pussy goggles mug.Dick goggles: A term to describe a hazed skewed perception of a man, his beliefs and his potential to be a good bf based on his large penis and sexual performance.
In the moment, I'm like--wow we get along so well, and have the best sex and hes so nice and snuggly
then the moment the Dick Goggles come off I'm like--oh yea and hes also a raging pile of shit
then the moment the Dick Goggles come off I'm like--oh yea and hes also a raging pile of shit
by Kengsta08 May 21, 2018
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