When you ejaculate in someone’s asshole, pull out. Your penis will be covered in your own ejaculate mixed with their fecal matter. Promptly turn your around and slap them in the face with your freshly glazed penis.
Dude, there’s no way she’s going to talk to me again. I gave her the ole Danish Glaze and left immediately. She was absolutely mortified.
by Yain’tRight December 28, 2024
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When someone keeps dickriding you for attention because their a little attention seeking cry baby bitch who posts sad shit about her/his ex 24/7.
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